Making a gag eBay auction...

[Ichinisan]

This is what I have so far:

Make your PC look really stupid with this iMac AC power cable!

Someone was apparently tired of playing with their 'toy' and donated an Apple iMac to a local Goodwill thrift store. As with all electronics that go through Goodwill, most of the accessories were seperated and sold individually.

Apple has created this otherwise-normal cable with the 'power or fruit'. Your PC can become fruity as well by replacing your plain power cable with this one. It will immediately draw attention to the rear-end of your PC where the cable is firmly inserted. Your PC will come to life as magical energy surges into it from behind. This cable will not infect your PC with a virus. I have tested it with all of my computers.

:camera:'s coming...

[edit]
Here's one:
http://store1.yimg.com/I/lovemacs_1778_5673829

 

[FoBoT]

:moon:

shouldn't a "moon" emoticon be a little yellow guy bending over and dropping his pants?

 

[UglyCasanova]

You need to spend more time on this, it is not in the least bit funny.

edit: I am not offended or anything, nor am I a mac fanboi. I just think that you suck at humor.

 

[Colt45]

lol

 

[Ichinisan]

I realize this, which is why I was asking for contributions...

 

[oniq]

Suicide. look it up.

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
...you suck at humor.

 

[Ichinisan]

Originally posted by: jjones

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
...you suck at humor.

Originally posted by: Ichinisan
...[I suck at humor]...

 

[TheNinja]

Apparently, someone was tired of playing with their 'toy' alone and even worse, the color didn't coordinated with his wardrobe.....ewwww, so he donated an Apple iMac to a local Goodwill thrift store

Apple has created this otherwise-normal cable with the 'power or fruit'. Now your teal colored PC can become fruity as well by adding even more shazzzam to it by replacing your boring old power cable with this super duper one...how awesome is that. It will immediately draw attention to the rear-end of your PC (and away from your love handles....umm hello, you need to do some cruches...hehe) where the cable is firmly inserted, usually without the aid of any lube. Your PC will come to life as magical, life giving energy surges into it as you thrust it in from behind. I have even better news you silly gooses, this cable is guarenteed to not infect your PC with a virus. I have tested it out on my PC as well as my young, supple buttocks.



I couldn't do much better.

 

[Ichinisan]

Some ideas there...but some of that wouldn't slide un-detected past eBay's ghey-dar

 

[acemcmac]

those are actually really nice cables.... very flexible, yet solid feeling.... they just have a more soild, trusting feeling than the 3$ pc power cables... <shrug> mabye its just me