Making a CD for the wife of a friend

[SmoochyTX]

Def Leppard - Love Bites

 

[BlackTigers]

Heh, Pour Some Sugar on Me.


If that doesn't get the point across, nothing will. 😀

 

[FoBoT]

just make sure it is cock-free, you don't want to insult them

 

[CraKaJaX]

Orleans - Still the One

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: crystal
Stupid joke. I see so many away this "joke" can blow up in your face.

I know where you're coming from. But this is a somewhat unique situation. Of my married friends, this is the ONLY couple that I'd try this on. I think they'll get a kick out of it, and he'll offer to rent her out for a nominal fee (yes, as a joke you pervs).

Originally posted by: FoBoT
just make sure it is cock-free, you don't want to insult them

Yeah, I'm going to spend a bit of time trimming it so that it's not too long or too suggestive.

 

[pyonir]

Jackyl - She Loves My Cock

 

[JonTom]

Hinder - Lips of an angel

 

[montypythizzle]

Rick Astley- Never Gonna' Give You Up.
Whole CD, same song, win!

 

[IronWing]

Who's bed have your boots been under?
Ginger Man - Geoff Muldour
Backdoor Man - Willie Dixon
Seventh Son - Willie Dixon
Sundown - Gordon Lightfoot

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away
2 Live Crew - Me So Horny

Or if subtlety isn't your thing...

 

[DeadByDawn]

Just bang her already.

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Originally posted by: jagec
Love the One You're With - Crosby, Stills, & Nash
Conquest - The White Stripes
#1 Crush - Garbage
I want you - Beatles

😕
Are you trying to sleep with her or something???

That's the joke, yeah. I especially like "Jesse's Girl" on that list...I mean, it's pretty evident what's being insinuated.

Yes, we have a strange relationship.

Heart - All I wanna do is make love to you
Color Me Badd - I want to Sex you up
Journey - Any Way You Want it
Weird Al Yankovic - Eat it
Foreigner - I Want to know what Love is
Bon Jovi - Lay Yours Hands On Me
A-ha - Take On Me
Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy
Divinyls - I Touch Myself

Whoah... and you busted out that list with no edits.

I recommend:
Tiffany - I think we're alone now

 

[spidey07]

Nothing good can come of this. AT ALL.

It's got bad idea written all over it.

 

[Tobolo]

lets get it on - Marvin Gaye

 

[Sukhoi]

I can't believe nobody has suggest Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently!

 

[The Boston Dangler]

nobody came up with "Me and Mrs. Jones"? i am incredibly disappointed in all of you.

 

[91TTZ]

This is an immensely bad idea.

 

[QED]

Billy Ray Cyrus - "It Should've Been Me"

Stevie Wonder - "Part Time Lovers"

LL Cool J - "I'm the Type of Guy (to leave my drawers in your hamper)"

Harry Chapin Carpenter - "Another Auld Lang Syne"

 

[SmoochyTX]

bump for CD burning status

 

[Parasitic]

I can't believe no one has mentioned Sex Machine or Super Freak?

 

[Scarpozzi]

NIN - Closer.....just do it.

 

[ZeroEffect]

She's Lost Control - Joy Division

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams.

Everybody's looking for something.
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Hot Blooded - Foreigner

 

[alkemyst]

Methods of Mayham - Let's Get Naked.