Make your own David Caruso one liners

[ShadowOfMyself]

I love this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d54Ok6Uz_A

 

[Fenixgoon]

Frank: Victim is a Juan Martinez, age 23. Single gunshot wound to the chest.

Horatio: Looks like he was killed with a golf gun, Frank.

Frank: A golf gun? What the heck is a golf gun?

Horatio: I don't know, but it sure made a...

*sunglasses*

...hole in Juan.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

bahahhahahahahahahahaha

 

[Xed]

lol

 

[mizzou]

person is lying on the ground squished underneath a giant boat somehow in the middle of downtown miami at a outdoor restaurant.

(Glasses off)
"Looks like he ordered the surf & turf"

EeeeeeeYAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GasX]

The was a great thread about his one liners a few years back. Must be inthe archives somewhere.

 

[GasX]

Found it!

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=3955&highlight=caruso

I had a ton of fun with that thread...

 

[Tobolo]

 

[Miramonti]

It's instantCSI. That's the point. It's like the instant rimshot thing.

Darn, I thought it was going to make a custom cartoon with our custom one-liners.

 

[tcsenter]

*click on the glasses*
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

404 Not Found

Damnit, I liked that.

 

[TwinsenTacquito]

I love this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d54Ok6Uz_A

He was driving it like he stole it.
Must have been...
*glasses*
hot.

 

[Legendary]

 

[vshah]

where'd it go?