Make your own David Caruso one liners

[AgentUnknown]

Frank: The victims died watching Bob Saget's stand
up comedy.
Horatio: Looks like...we have a full house.

*click on the glasses*
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

 

[KaOTiK]

 

[JJChicken]

Great stuff

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Can't. Stop. Clicking.

 

[TridenT]

I can't stop lollin' at this.

Btw, why is he putting on a pair of sunglasses over his sunglasses?

 

[Bl0cks]

It must be some kind of
*Sunglasses*
Hot Tub Time Machine

 

[Eli]

I caught an episode of CSI: Miami the other day, and thought it HAD to be some kinda parody or spoof or something. I had never seen it before. I couldn't believe how bad it was... So. Bad...

Ugh. How do people watch that? I wanted.. to strangle him.. for talking.. like this..

D:

 

[Iron Woode]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI/

 

[Spoooon]

As an aside, I thought the Burn Notice that had Bruce Campbell spoof CSI Miami was awesome.

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

The corny one-liners were rampant in almost all 90's tv shows. I wonder if caruso did that shit in NYPD:blue. Just watch any Hercules or Xena episodes and you'll just cringe everytime.

 

[PingSpike]

The corny one-liners were rampant in almost all 90's tv shows. I wonder if caruso did that shit in NYPD:blue. Just watch any Hercules or Xena episodes and you'll just cringe everytime.

Probably. He plays the exact same fucking character on CSI. I'm not even sure why they bothered to rename him. Should have just made up some horseshit about a transfer from NYPD and it would have made more sense.

 

[sygyzy]

The site is not working for me. After I click on the sunglasses, I get the YEAH theme song opener, then two rectangles (with no content, just an outline), scroll across the screen then the page goes back to the sunglasses. I tried in Firefox, IE, and Chrome. Also with AdBlock disabled.

 

[Ika]

The corny one-liners were rampant in almost all 90's tv shows. I wonder if caruso did that shit in NYPD:blue. Just watch any Hercules or Xena episodes and you'll just cringe everytime.

Even in movies, re: Pierce Brosnan. Oh god there were SO many corny one-liners in his 007 roles.

 

[Whisper]

If anyone here watches Supernatural, they did a pretty good CSI: Miami spoof in one of this season's episodes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K4yioL2ngI

 

[angminas]

Frank: Victim is a Juan Martinez, age 23. Single gunshot wound to the chest.

Horatio: Looks like he was killed with a golf gun, Frank.

Frank: A golf gun? What the heck is a golf gun?

Horatio: I don't know, but it sure made a...

*sunglasses*

...hole in Juan.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

 

[Eli]

frank: Victim is a juan martinez, age 23. Single gunshot wound to the chest.

Horatio: Looks like he was killed with a golf gun, frank.

Frank: A golf gun? What the heck is a golf gun?

Horatio: I don't know, but it sure made a...

*sunglasses*

...hole in juan.

Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh

D: D:

Weird. It won't let me do multiple emoticons without having additional text.

 

[TheStu]

Bob: The vic was stabbed after the concert with the strange shaped guitar

Horatio: Looks like someone was trying to...

*shades and look off in the distance*

Horatio: ...finger Prince

Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

 

[frostedflakes]

Frank: Victim is a Juan Martinez, age 23. Single gunshot wound to the chest.

Horatio: Looks like he was killed with a golf gun, Frank.

Frank: A golf gun? What the heck is a golf gun?

Horatio: I don't know, but it sure made a...

*sunglasses*

...hole in Juan.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Glorious.

 

[Lonyo]

Even in movies, re: Pierce Brosnan. Oh god there were SO many corny one-liners in his 007 roles.

Um, that's not a Pierce Brosnan thing. Pretty much all 007 films have corny one liners.
Take the George Lazenby film: Dude gets sucked into a snow blower type thing and gets sprayed out the other end:
"He had lots of guts"

 

[vshah]

doesn't seem to work for me either. unless the "YEAHHH" is all that is supposed to happen?

 

[TridenT]

doesn't seem to work for me either. unless the "YEAHHH" is all that is supposed to happen?

It's instantCSI. That's the point. It's like the instant rimshot thing.

 

[tcsenter]

This is hilarious. I've been making fun of this guy for years now, especially the poses they have him do that look very unnatural, hands on his hips, chest puffed out, looking away, often taking off or putting on his sun glasses.

One of the things I do around here is parody Horatio by phrasing responses or statements in the form of a question...

"Well you and I both know different, don't we?"

"You know what? That's what I'd like to know."

"Is he now? We'll see about that, won't we?"

 

[AgentUnknown]

If they could make a show just making fun of his one liners. When I have a bad day, this instant csi cheers me up.

YES, the YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH is what is supposed to happen. That's the whole point. Make your own cheese.

 

[thedarkwolf]

As an aside, I thought the Burn Notice that had Bruce Campbell spoof CSI Miami was awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GREpsLTNTEo&feature=related
Yeah I was rolling on the floor watching that episode

For those that didn't watch it involved a fashion show.

 

[TheVrolok]

As someone who has tried to ignore all these cop/crime series, I had no idea what the original inspiration for these parodies was. Now, having seen David Caruso clips, the parodies are so much better.