Make your own damn burgers!

[DangerAardvark]

gather up human excrement. make human compost. grow tomatoes. yield crops. make ketchup. forge weapons from iron. kill cow. cut up beef. mix with fat. dig pit in ground. gather up kindling. wait for lightning strike to start fire. cook beef. gather up wheat. mill wheat into flour. find yeast from woman. knead bread. gather up kindling. wait for lightning strike to start fire. bake bread. make great burgers using ketchup. end of story.

end of rant.

You forgot to selectively breed the cow for 5000 years.

 

[Dirigible]

Here's a better rant. Not a particularly good one, but better than the OP. Nothing personal apac.

Actually you know, I just did.

2x 90% lean beef patties, frozen
Grilled medium
Cheddar cheese melted on top
tomatoes, pickles
Served on whole wheat buns

I really couldn't think of anything unhealthy in there, either, except maybe the beef could have been a little leaner.

What the fuck? 90% lean beef? Are you a goddam moron???? Lean beef is shit for burgers. You probably chose it because you have shit for brains. You need fat for flavor. FAT FOR FLAVOR. Why the fuck are you making a burger and intentionally making it less tasty than it could be? People like you make me sick. People like you are ruining America. Stop being a pussy with your "lean" beef. What the hell is the matter with you? Goddam, shittacular people like you piss me off with your god damn "lite" this and "diet" that.

Just die. Off yourself. You do not deserve a tasty fucking burger. You do not deserve to continue breathing the oxygen that I could use to grill a real fucking burger, with plenty of fat and plenty of flavor.



Don't even get me started on how you used frozen meat or that you grilled it medium instead of medium rare. You probably have more bullshit "health concerns" on that last point.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Here's a better rant. Not a particularly good one, but better than the OP. Nothing personal apac.





What the fuck? 90% lean beef? Are you a goddam moron???? Lean beef is shit for burgers. You probably chose it because you have shit for brains. You need fat for flavor. FAT FOR FLAVOR. Why the fuck are you making a burger and intentionally making it less tasty than it could be? People like you make me sick. People like you are ruining America. Stop being a pussy with your "lean" beef. What the hell is the matter with you? Goddam, shittacular people like you piss me off with your god damn "lite" this and "diet" that.

Just die. Off yourself. You do not deserve a tasty fucking burger. You do not deserve to continue breathing the oxygen that I could use to grill a real fucking burger, with plenty of fat and plenty of flavor.



Don't even get me started on how you used frozen meat or that you grilled it medium instead of medium rare. You probably have more bullshit "health concerns" on that last point.

lol

 

[QueBert]

Here's a better rant. Not a particularly good one, but better than the OP. Nothing personal apac.





What the fuck? 90% lean beef? Are you a goddam moron???? Lean beef is shit for burgers. You probably chose it because you have shit for brains. You need fat for flavor. FAT FOR FLAVOR. Why the fuck are you making a burger and intentionally making it less tasty than it could be? People like you make me sick. People like you are ruining America. Stop being a pussy with your "lean" beef. What the hell is the matter with you? Goddam, shittacular people like you piss me off with your god damn "lite" this and "diet" that.

Just die. Off yourself. You do not deserve a tasty fucking burger. You do not deserve to continue breathing the oxygen that I could use to grill a real fucking burger, with plenty of fat and plenty of flavor.



Don't even get me started on how you used frozen meat or that you grilled it medium instead of medium rare. You probably have more bullshit "health concerns" on that last point.

I use to have one of those damn hippies for a roommate and they ALWAYS got the leanest beef when they went shopping. So when I made burgers I'd mix in some bacon fat from the can I kept next to the stove so the burgers had flavor. I agree with your rant, 80/20! If you get 90/10 you better be mixing in something to give it some fat and flavor. FUCK why do Hippies always do retarded shit like this? The sweet irony was I ate like shit and he ate very healthy, yet when we went for our physicals I was told I was healthy. While he had high blood pressure and colesterol, and had to be put on meds to get the shit in check. Eat my ass you no good fucking Hippy biiiiitch!

 

[Arkaign]

Well, around here longhorn is usually only available 90% lean or higher but it's ridiculously good for burgers.

 

[Anubis]

i made eggplant parm today