Make your own damn burgers!

[techs]

Go to store. Buy good ground beef. Fire up the barby.
Make great burgers.

End of story.


End of rant.

 

[CrackRabbit]

OK...

 

[QueBert]

Or drive to In-N-Out and get delicious burger, some tasty fries and a milkshake for t3h w1n. It's a PITA to make fries & Milkshakes at home.

 

[xanis]

k.

 

[darkxshade]

Why make it my own damn self when I can ask demand the woman to get in the kitchen to make it for me?

 

[RagingBITCH]

Then why do you eat out at all techs? God your rant is fucking lame.

 

[Kanalua]

even better...grind your own meat!

 

[Crusty]

Lame rant is lame.

 

[Juddog]

Go to field. Shoot cow. Cut up beef. Mix with fat. Fire up Grill. Now Grill.
Make great burgers.

End of story.


End of rant.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

gather up human excrement. make human compost. grow tomatoes. yield crops. make ketchup. forge weapons from iron. kill cow. cut up beef. mix with fat. dig pit in ground. gather up kindling. wait for lightning strike to start fire. cook beef. gather up wheat. mill wheat into flour. find yeast from woman. knead bread. gather up kindling. wait for lightning strike to start fire. bake bread. make great burgers using ketchup. end of story.

end of rant.

 

[child of wonder]

Here's my recipe for a great burger.

Purchase grass fed, organic buffalo from local farm for $4.50/lb.

Form into 1/2 lb patties.

Sprinkle with olive oil and freshly ground black pepper.

Grill on medium heat.

Lay out tin foil, curl up edges, and grill some center cut, thick bacon.

Once bison is medium (about 6-7 minutes per side), place favorite cheese on burgers to melt. Place bacon on melted cheese.

Serve on bakery buns with favorite toppings (I like mayo and mustard on the bottom, BBQ sauce, French's fried onions, tomato and lettuce on the top) and beer.

 

[Bl0cks]

its better than the rant about mcdonalds tbh

 

[moshquerade]

Go to store. Buy good ground beef. Fire up the barby.
Make great burgers.

End of story.


End of rant.

even better than going to the store, go to a butcher's shop
or even better, raise your own cows!

 

[Juddog]

Purchase grass fed, organic buffalo from local farm for $4.50/lb.

Wow doesn't a Buffalo usually weigh several thousand pounds? You must have a lot of money laying around!

 

[apac]

Actually you know, I just did.

2x 90% lean beef patties, frozen
Grilled medium
Cheddar cheese melted on top
tomatoes, pickles
Served on whole wheat buns

I really couldn't think of anything unhealthy in there, either, except maybe the beef could have been a little leaner.

 

[Juddog]

Actually you know, I just did.

2x 90% lean beef patties, frozen
Grilled medium
Cheddar cheese melted on top
tomatoes, pickles
Served on whole wheat buns

I really couldn't think of anything unhealthy in there, either, except maybe the beef could have been a little leaner.

Cheddar cheese.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Actually you know, I just did.

2x 90% lean beef patties, frozen
Grilled medium
Cheddar cheese melted on top
tomatoes, pickles
Served on whole wheat buns

I really couldn't think of anything unhealthy in there, either, except maybe the beef could have been a little leaner.

Healthy or not, the leaner the meat the drier, less tasty it is. Well least for beef.

 

[apac]

Cheddar cheese.

OK seriously 2 slices of cheese is hardly unhealthy.

 

[apac]

Healthy or not, the leaner the meat the drier, less tasty it is. Well least for beef.

The 90% ones tasted pretty good. I don't think I've ever gone about 93% for burgers.

 

[Juddog]

The 90% ones tasted pretty good. I don't think I've ever gone about 93% for burgers.

Use freshly caught rabbit meat, you'll hit that 93% you've been smashing for.

 

[mesthead21]

The 90% ones tasted pretty good. I don't think I've ever gone about 93% for burgers.

80/20 is where its at. I usually use that for hamburgers/cheeseburgers.

 

[Iron Woode]

I always make my own burgers. This way I can choose what theme I will go with. Sometimes Asian or Italian and even Mexican.

They taste way better than anything you can buy. Topped with cheese and fresh vidalia onion and some mustard. That's good eats.

 

[QueBert]

people always tell me a home made burger tastes better than any burger out. If I go to a fancy restaurant that has master chefs who make dozens of burgers ever day. There's little chance one I make at home will compare. Last one I had out smashed anything I could have made, and to boot they had way more topping choices then I could ever have at my house at one time.

 

[Gibsons]

gather up human excrement. make human compost. grow tomatoes. yield crops. make ketchup. forge weapons from iron. kill cow. cut up beef. mix with fat. dig pit in ground. gather up kindling. wait for lightning strike to start fire. cook beef. gather up wheat. mill wheat into flour. find yeast from woman. knead bread. gather up kindling. wait for lightning strike to start fire. bake bread. make great burgers using ketchup. end of story.

end of rant.

 

[sdifox]

good burger is not made from ground beef. Rather, home diced.