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KGB1

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Fuzzy Wuzzy waz a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy Wazn't Fuzzy Waz he? :confused:

/looking for video clip of guy falling off ladder on QVC :p

Remember Kids Mister T sez:
Don't do school
Drink Your Drugs
Eat your milk

I have no funny bone in my body :(
 
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Brutuskend

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The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my gala friend, I go down and gently tickle the back
of her knees, she floats ah 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way own her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That ain't nothin' buddy. When I've finished doin' it to the ole lady, I git out of bed, walks over to the winder and wipe my pecker on the curtains. She hits the freaking ceiling!"


 
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my gala friend, I go down and gently tickle the back
of her knees, she floats ah 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way own her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That ain't nothin' buddy. When I've finished doin' it to the ole lady, I git out of bed, walks over to the winder and wipe my pecker on the curtains. She hits the freaking ceiling!"
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HorHorHor, I luv eet :)
 
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Zee

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get that page with the little race car and the guy making the funny engine/driving sounds
 
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ScoobMaster

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Geez - an open invitation like that and it took Brutuskend 10 REPLIES to post???!!!
LOL - your slippin' man!

 
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Zee

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Lazee
get that page with the little race car and the guy making the funny engine/driving sounds
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Get the "Civic Nation" commercial with that sound overlaid on top. :D

- M4H
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actually ive never seen that one. the ive seen was that static pic of the guy with the helmet in the tiny race car
 
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Brutuskend

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One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person."

Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pope.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out off his bag and began working on it. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the man and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?

The man was in shock. He could only think of one word that fit the description and he was not about to say it to the Pope. The gentleman thought for a while longer, then it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"
 
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