<rant>
Just STOP it already. It's getting beyond ridiculous. It's downright puke-worthy. I can't even watch TV without being constantly bombarded by "buy me! buy me! You are worthless unless you buy me!"
1) Some guy decides to pay for his meal in cold hard cash and he is to feel bad about it? fvck that. My cash is good anywhere around the world.
2) Can't piss correctly? Here, take the ipeefreely pill and you're all good.
3) You can't be bothered to actually mop, so buy the disposible mop! Refills sold seprately. JEBUS! Nothing beats a good/hot/wet mop that might actually take, oh, 10 minutes. Learn to freakin' mop you morons.
4) Stop showing young couples in your commercials living in a god-damn 5000 ft^2 mansion smiling.
I'm about as capitalist as they come. But this damned bombardment constantly is why people are so fvcked up. See! You too can be happy! But you have to buy to feel it!
f'ing marketing.
Just STOP it already. It's getting beyond ridiculous. It's downright puke-worthy. I can't even watch TV without being constantly bombarded by "buy me! buy me! You are worthless unless you buy me!"
1) Some guy decides to pay for his meal in cold hard cash and he is to feel bad about it? fvck that. My cash is good anywhere around the world.
2) Can't piss correctly? Here, take the ipeefreely pill and you're all good.
3) You can't be bothered to actually mop, so buy the disposible mop! Refills sold seprately. JEBUS! Nothing beats a good/hot/wet mop that might actually take, oh, 10 minutes. Learn to freakin' mop you morons.
4) Stop showing young couples in your commercials living in a god-damn 5000 ft^2 mansion smiling.
I'm about as capitalist as they come. But this damned bombardment constantly is why people are so fvcked up. See! You too can be happy! But you have to buy to feel it!
f'ing marketing.
