Today must be Idiot Driver day.
All of this happened on the way home from work today (about a 5 mile drive)...
1. Semi is stopped for red light in left turn lane. Asshat #1 in van passes the semi on the right, goes through the RED light, and turns LEFT in front of the semi...
2. Picture the following... Intersection of two busy 4-lane roads, with left turn lanes on both roads. I'm waiting to turn left from one direction (green light, have to yield to oncoming traffic), minivan on the opposite side of the intersection also turning left. I see a gap in the oncoming traffic, so I start to pull out; minivan is also starting to pull out. Me & minivan are about halfway into the intersection, when Asshat #2 (hiding behind the minivan) decides he wants to go straight ahead from the turn lane, and pulls out from behind minivan. So I pound on the horn & floor it, Asshat #2 misses me by couple of feet...
3. Just made right turn into parking lot at my apt. complex, Asshat #3 almost hits me head-on because she is driving down the MIDDLE of the road...
One of those days when you're just happy to get home in one piece...