MAJOR COMPUTER HELP NEEDED, WINDOWS XP FAILOUR

[thehype2049]

oK, I GOT HOME today and i started my comp as usually, int he bottom taskbar, there was an icon from microsoft, i was downloading a update,,,,after i installed and rebotted, windows got messed up......liek the login screen comes and when i log in i get an error message...then nothing opens. i cant do anything,,,,not even 1 single thing.......i want to acrss system restore, buht he only thing which i can do it browse through firefox.......casue when u send ian error report, it opens up my firefox.....there is nothign i can do,...no icons....no satrt./.....safe mode does not work..............please hel me please.......

 

[loup garou]

*head explodes*

 

[etalns]

Did your parents beat you repeatedly across the head with a cricket stick when you were young?

 

[dartworth]

oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one

 

[fs5]

I think his . key is stuck.

 

[nycxandy]

Wrong forum.

 

[Baked]

Throw your POS system out the window, Buy a Dell or Mac, problem solved.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: nycxandy
Wrong forum.

*CONFIRMED*

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: nycxandy
Wrong forum.

If we can have religious nuts spewing scripture in OT, why not this?

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: Qosis
Did your parents beat you repeatedly across the head with a cricket stick when you were young?

Forming a support group?

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: nycxandy
Wrong forum.

If we can have religious nuts spewing scripture in OT, why not this?

Because there's not a specific "religious nut" forum, unless you count P&N as that, in which case it needs to be named appropriately.

 

[TheStu]

There isn't a religious forum.... there are however hardware and technical support forums.... thus that is why...

 

[acid45]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: nycxandy
Wrong forum.

If we can have religious nuts spewing scripture in OT, why not this?

:thumbsup:

 

[Mr N8]

MAJOR COMPUTER HELP NEEDED, WINDOWS XP FAILOUR

I think you mistakenly installed the "Drunken Frenchman Update." To remove, pile some sticks on your living room floor, lay gas soaked rag on top, light, and jump in.

 

[Nocturnal]

F8 while at the Windows XP screen and try last known good configuration and or Safe Mode and un-install that last update.

 

[bandana163]

How many IQ points did you lose while typing that?

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: thehype2049
oK, I GOT HOME today and i started my comp as usually, int he bottom taskbar, there was an icon from microsoft, i was downloading a update,,,,after i installed and rebotted, windows got messed up......liek the login screen comes and when i log in i get an error message...then nothing opens. i cant do anything,,,,not even 1 single thing.......i want to acrss system restore, buht he only thing which i can do it browse through firefox.......casue when u send ian error report, it opens up my firefox.....there is nothign i can do,...no icons....no satrt./.....safe mode does not work..............please hel me please.......

Warning spell checker failure.... user is too much of an idiot..cannot keep up....

XP failure..... beeeeeeeeeeeeep

sorry there is nothing we could do.. the spell checker componant simply exploded.. taking the rest of XP with it....

 

[Tea Bag]

Hit Ctrl + Alt + the 'Kick yourself in teh beanbag' button.

 

[Bassyhead]

your keyboard broken, too?

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Bassyhead
your keyboard broken, too?

No, just his brain.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: Bassyhead
your keyboard broken, too?

No, just his brain.

Awesome. The guy joined a week ago and already we're tearing him a new one.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

you win the award for most creative spelling of failure

i seriously hope you are ESL or elementary school age. there are other forums for this material, but honestly unless you clean up your writing you probably wont get any help

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: nycxandy
Wrong forum.

If we can have religious nuts spewing scripture in OT, why not this?

because there's a general hardware forum.

same reason you're allowed to spew in your Atheist thread

 

THREAD FAILOUR! PEBKAC!!!

 

[ed21x]

damn, you guys are harsh. he's just a young'in.

anyhow, you probably installed XP SP2, which from what i hear is utter crap. you can try to uninstall the service pack from safe mode, boot to last known good configuration, or swap the HD into another computer, pull out all the file syou want to save, then reformat.

if you have a windows xp cd, boot up on it, and install XP into another partition, then boot off it, swap files from original partition, and wipe out old partition.