OK...prolly the final update:
Went out today. I took out the EGR valve and gave it a cleaning. Then I turned the screw for the idle a bit, it now idles around 1k.....argh.
Anyhow, I had it started, so I removed all the tubes from the EGR valve......and nothing happened.....hmmmmm
I removed another hose, it went down below somewhere, and the idle went up, so I guess whatever it is was working ok lol
Finally, I decided to try the fuel filter. It accessible from the top. It's NOT accessible from underneath because it's right above the .....uhhhh....some big piece of frame that the shock/strut sits on. Anyhow, I loosed the screw/bolt for the C-clamp it's held in. No way I was gonna get it out without bending the clamp out of the way, which I did. With the filter free, I could now see it's connected from the top and the bottom - Fuel in and Fuel out.....how nice.
I started undoing the top 17mm fitting, only to find out the WHOLE thing was moving as well......gah! So, I had to improvise: I got Ye Olde Visegrips and firmly latched onto the filter so I could undo the top fitting. Voila - done!.
Now for the bottom fitting. I saw/felt that it was hard metal tubing that went into it, so I
gently moved it around some so I could get a 17mm crescent wrench on the bottom fitting, while still having the Visegrips attached to the top part. Slowly....ever so slowly, it loosened. Finally it gave way with a stream of gasoline!
After that had stopped dripping, I went ahead and turned the old filter upside down, in order to drain the contents of the 'before the filter material' part. OMG it was like gray/black water! Nasty nasty nasty..........."You know Blotto, that HAS to be the problem!" I thought to myself.
So I went about installing the new filter. I was able to hand tighten the bottom fitting, then with both the Visegrips up top and the crescent on the bottom fitting, I was able to tighten it maybe 1/8 of a turn each time.......it was horrible!
Once it was sufficiently tightened, I attached the top fuel line. It was tough, but I managed to get it pretty good. Then I gently moved the whole magilla back into the clamp and was attempting to hold the clamp closed whilst at the same time getting the bolt started......when I noticed it.....
A drip........then another......and another......about 1 every 2 or 3 seconds..........oh hell!
I felt around the underside of metal tubing...and I dont believe I felt any cracks from me moving it around.....so I felt up ( lol ) further. It seemed to be coming from the bottom fitting..........but how? I thought I had tightened that thing down good!
So, undo the top fitting again.....monkey around some more with the bottom fitting. I managed to maybe get it 1/4 to 1/2 turn tighter. Then I moved it back up into the clamp and saw no more drips...hooray! I put the top fitting on, tightened it down, then jumped in and started it up.
It took a couple tries.....obviously the filter was empty and needed to fill. On the 2nd try, it started right up...victory was mine! I got out to admire my work.
Then I noticed gasoline spraying out from the bottom fitting of the filter, much like a loose or ill-fitting garden hose......oh sonofabitch!
I quickly turned it off...put the airbox top back on, and called my mechanic guy........the end :/
TLDR
-made it worse...now have to have it towed to my mechanic
