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Maddox the Pirate vs TheNinja the Ninja

H

Howard

Lifer
Cast your vote here!

You forgot to add NEF VS AT MOD.

But that is really no contest, as we truly have the ultimate power around here.

AnandTech Moderator

A description of the battle, as presented by TheNinja

Scene1: Fog rolls in as you hear an acoustic guitar quietly finger picking. Maddox slaps TheNinja in the face and says, "I challenge you to a duel" (but he says it in a voice that even a babysitter would be embarrassed to have). TheNinja's face practically breaks Maddox's hand. An electric guitar comes in louder and Maddox poops in his striped pants and his parrot laughs at him.

Scene2: TheNinja accepts Maddox's challenge and the duel is on! (At this point fighting guitar music plays HARD). Maddox tries to cheat and use his hidden laser, but TheNinja deflects the laser with his boner and proceeds to tear Maddox in half using only his big toe.

Scene3: ThNinja hauls out his guitar and wails (probably a monster ballad from the 1980s). A lot of hot babes show up and they all hang out in TheNinja's pillow fort eating spicy chili out of diaper bowls.

Scene4: (It's the final love scene) TheNinja Frenches the hot babes HARD, offers them a dinner platter, and then they PORK!!!
 
Unfortunately, ATOT appears to be showing little love for ninja greatness. Harrr! > Hi-yah!

Damn, I got my first mod quote. Yoiks :Q
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Cast your vote here!

You forgot to add NEF VS AT MOD.

But that is really no contest, as we truly have the ultimate power around here.

AnandTech Moderator
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Congrats Howard! 😉
 
Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator
You forgot to add NEF VS AT MOD.

But that is really no contest, as we truly have the ultimate power around here.

AnandTech Moderator
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And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those darned kids
 
Most pirates are kinda clumsy, probably good melee fighters but not stealthy or quick like ninjas. And unless we are talking modern-age pirate, he probably doesn't have a gun. I'm going with the ninja based on 2-3 shuriken flying at Mr. Yo-ho-ho and taking him out early. Bonus pts if ninja disappears in a cloud of purple smoke.
 
Perhaps we need a movie script to help with the voting:

TheNinja vs Maddox (a pirate):
Scene1: Fog rolls in as you hear an accoustic guitar quietly finger picking. Maddox slaps TheNinja in the face and says, "I challenge you to a duel" (but he says it in a voice that even a babysitter would be embarrassed to have). TheNinja's face practically breaks Maddox's hand. An electric guitar comes in louder and Maddox poops in his striped pants and his parrot laughs at him.

Scene2: TheNinja accepts Maddox's challenge and the duel is on! (At this point fighting guitar music plays HARD). Maddox tries to cheat and use his hidden laser, but TheNinja deflects the laser with his boner and proceeds to tear Maddox's half using only his big toe.

Scene3: ThNinja hauls out his guitar and wails (probably a monster ballad from the 1980s). A lot of hot babes show up and they all hang out in TheNinja's pillow fort eating spicy chili out of diaper bowls.

Scene4: (It's the final love scene) TheNinja Frenches the hot babes HARD, offers them a dinner platter, and then they PORK!!!

 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Perhaps we need a movie script to help with the voting:

TheNinja vs Maddox (a pirate):
Scene1: Fog rolls in as you hear an accoustic guitar quietly finger picking. Maddox slaps TheNinja in the face and says, "I challenge you to a duel" (but he says it in a voice that even a babysitter would be embarrassed to have). TheNinja's face practically breaks Maddox's hand. An electric guitar comes in louder and Maddox poops in his striped pants and his parrot laughs at him.

Scene2: TheNinja accepts Maddox's challenge and the duel is on! (At this point fighting guitar music plays HARD). Maddox tries to cheat and use his hidden laser, but TheNinja deflects the laser with his boner and proceeds to tear Maddox's half using only his big toe.

Scene3: ThNinja hauls out his guitar and wails (probably a monster ballad from the 1980s). A lot of hot babes show up and they all hang out in TheNinja's pillow fort eating spicy chili out of diaper bowls.

Scene4: (It's the final love scene) TheNinja Frenches the hot babes HARD, offers them a dinner platter, and then they PORK!!!
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hhahahhahaha
should of included the ninja website link for more affect
 
Originally posted by: villageidiot111
Pirates will conquer all with Maddox as their leader.
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at least your name fits you if you believe that 😉 --- Who the hell is Maddox anyway? When I find out who this person is... IT'S ON!!!
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Perhaps we need a movie script to help with the voting:

TheNinja vs Maddox (a pirate):
Scene1: Fog rolls in as you hear an accoustic guitar quietly finger picking. Maddox slaps TheNinja in the face and says, "I challenge you to a duel" (but he says it in a voice that even a babysitter would be embarrassed to have). TheNinja's face practically breaks Maddox's hand. An electric guitar comes in louder and Maddox poops in his striped pants and his parrot laughs at him.

Scene2: TheNinja accepts Maddox's challenge and the duel is on! (At this point fighting guitar music plays HARD). Maddox tries to cheat and use his hidden laser, but TheNinja deflects the laser with his boner and proceeds to tear Maddox's half using only his big toe.

Scene3: ThNinja hauls out his guitar and wails (probably a monster ballad from the 1980s). A lot of hot babes show up and they all hang out in TheNinja's pillow fort eating spicy chili out of diaper bowls.

Scene4: (It's the final love scene) TheNinja Frenches the hot babes HARD, offers them a dinner platter, and then they PORK!!!
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After reading this, there shouldn't be any contest at all.
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Perhaps we need a movie script to help with the voting:

TheNinja vs Maddox (a pirate):
Scene1: Fog rolls in as you hear an accoustic guitar quietly finger picking. Maddox slaps TheNinja in the face and says, "I challenge you to a duel" (but he says it in a voice that even a babysitter would be embarrassed to have). TheNinja's face practically breaks Maddox's hand. An electric guitar comes in louder and Maddox poops in his striped pants and his parrot laughs at him.

Scene2: TheNinja accepts Maddox's challenge and the duel is on! (At this point fighting guitar music plays HARD). Maddox tries to cheat and use his hidden laser, but TheNinja deflects the laser with his boner and proceeds to tear Maddox's half using only his big toe.

Scene3: ThNinja hauls out his guitar and wails (probably a monster ballad from the 1980s). A lot of hot babes show up and they all hang out in TheNinja's pillow fort eating spicy chili out of diaper bowls.

Scene4: (It's the final love scene) TheNinja Frenches the hot babes HARD, offers them a dinner platter, and then they PORK!!!
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After reading this, there shouldn't be any contest at all.
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Yes, People tend to vote without being totally informed. I think if this was at the beginning of the thread, prior to poeple being able to vote, we'd see a much cooler (and by cooler, I mean totally sweeter) outcome.
 
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