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Mad calls up for prostitute, Daughter shows up. OOPS FAIL!

Hugo Drax

Hugo Drax

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BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.

Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.

Ncube said he collapsed to floor upon recognizing his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.

"I am sorry for what I did," Ncube said. "I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

Ncube's wife, Rosemary, agreed their marriage was troubled.

"If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay," she said.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/Man-orders-prostitute-daughter-arrives/UPI-23601322899200/
 
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Hugo Drax said:
BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.

Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.

Ncube said he collapsed to floor upon recognizing his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.

"I am sorry for what I did," Ncube said. "I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

Ncube's wife, Rosemary, agreed their marriage was troubled.

"If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay," she said.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12.../#ixzz1fofHNo1X
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This story is amazing. They have phones and hotels in Zimbabwe. You learn something new everyday!
 
"I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

Sounds like this was a blessing in disguise.
 
Buying your wife liposuction coupon from Groupon - $500
Hotel Room - $100
H&BJ - $50
Daughter shows up as H - Priceless
 
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Probably called the pimp and asked for the following look and type (probably ended up describing his daughter)

And the pimp probably said "NO problem, I got the girl just for you"
 
M0oG0oGaiPan said:
Wasn't this in a movie? Except the dude was a clown or something.
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senseamp said:
Cool story, but why go to the media and let the whole world know you are a john and your daughter is a ho?
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Uhh, good question.....

If this is a true story the family has way more problems than marital ones and a father trying to pick up his hoing daughter.
 
Reminds me of that Schmidt movie.

"Dear Ndugu,
Sorry to hear that your sister has turned to prostitution."

I loved his letters to Ndugu.

(yes, I made that one up before somebody tries to google the quotes from the movie, just trying to tie it into the OP's article.)
 
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