Mad calls up for prostitute, Daughter shows up. OOPS FAIL!

[Hugo Drax]

BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.

Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.

Ncube said he collapsed to floor upon recognizing his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.

"I am sorry for what I did," Ncube said. "I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

Ncube's wife, Rosemary, agreed their marriage was troubled.

"If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay," she said.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/Man-orders-prostitute-daughter-arrives/UPI-23601322899200/

 

[manimal]

That man has real problems.



the name ncube is awesome however.

 

[Jodell88]

Typo in the title and your link doesn't work.

 

[American Gunner]

BULAWAYO, Zimbabwe, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.

Father-of-three Titus Ncube of Bulawayo said he called for a prostitute to come to the hotel room in which he was staying while having marital problems and was shocked when his 20-year-old daughter arrived, the British tabloid the Mirror reported Friday.

Ncube said he collapsed to floor upon recognizing his daughter, who quickly fled, crying.

"I am sorry for what I did," Ncube said. "I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

Ncube's wife, Rosemary, agreed their marriage was troubled.

"If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay," she said.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12.../#ixzz1fofHNo1X

This story is amazing. They have phones and hotels in Zimbabwe. You learn something new everyday!

 

[CurseTheSky]

"I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counselor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

Sounds like this was a blessing in disguise.

 

[Jeeebus]

Yo yo mad calls all up in this hizzouse for a prostitute, yo.

 

[DesiPower]

Buying your wife liposuction coupon from Groupon - $500
Hotel Room - $100
H&BJ - $50
Daughter shows up as H - Priceless

 

[Hugo Drax]

Probably called the pimp and asked for the following look and type (probably ended up describing his daughter)

And the pimp probably said "NO problem, I got the girl just for you"

 

[olds]

I'd be mad too.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Wasn't this in a movie? Except the dude was a clown or something.

 

[Phoenix86]

Wasn't this in a movie? Except the dude was a clown or something.

 

[theeedude]

Cool story, but why go to the media and let the whole world know you are a john and your daughter is a ho?

 

[GundamW]

... the British tabloid the Mirror reported...

Right.

 

[Gooberlx2]

How did this ever make the news? What family wouldn't rather keep this to themselves?

 

[highland145]

The only question that we care about was did she have mad skilz?

 

[Epic Fail]

Do you get Friends and Family discount?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

between ncube and the clown gif, this is the best thread today

 

[HumblePie]

Cool story, but why go to the media and let the whole world know you are a john and your daughter is a ho?

Uhh, good question.....

If this is a true story the family has way more problems than marital ones and a father trying to pick up his hoing daughter.

 

[911paramedic]

Reminds me of that Schmidt movie.

"Dear Ndugu,
Sorry to hear that your sister has turned to prostitution."

I loved his letters to Ndugu.

(yes, I made that one up before somebody tries to google the quotes from the movie, just trying to tie it into the OP's article.)

 

[Hugo Drax]

http://www.highlandersfc.co.za/TheClub/BoardofDirectors/tabid/101/Default.aspx

Titus Ncube - Board member

 

[lord_emperor]

LOL what movie is this?

 

[Redshirt 24]

Yeah, I was wondering that myself...

 

[Newbian]

LOL what movie is this?

Doubt it matters what movie as posting this will not end well.

 

[Cattlegod]

/thirdworldproblems

 

[sandorski]

Is it Incest if you call a Hooker and your daughter shows up?

I'm calling shens on this story.