MacGyver vs Chuck Norris

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ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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MacGyver could build a deadly slingshot out of pocket lint, chewing gum, and the elastic strap in his underwear, and take out Chuck Norris before he got within 100 yards of him.

If you set up a match with Jack Bauer or the original Terminator though, you might have something more ATOT worthy.
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Chuck Norris would round house kick the mullet into another dimension before he had a chance to bend a paperclip.
 

sandorski

No Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Chuck Norris would round house kick the mullet into another dimension before he had a chance to bend a paperclip.

...while in that dimension MacGuyver would build a combo Dimensional/Time Machine, come back to this Dimension then travel back in time to prevent the birth of Chuck. 4tw!
 

Conky

Lifer
May 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: loic2003
A Team or MacGyver?
Are you kidding? The A Team has Mister T and he only pities the fools he hasn't tossed already. :laugh: