MacGyver vs Chuck Norris

Taggart

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Who has the true power...
a. MacGyver with a belt sander, hollandaise sauce and laser pointer?

or

b. Chuck Norris and his kung-fu chop?
 

dbk

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I think it depends on the situtation. In hand to hand combat, obviously Chuck Norris.
 

K1052

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A better poll would be MacGyver vs Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer.
 

SarcasticDwarf

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Chuck Norris would never get close enough to MacGyver in order to roundhouse kick him into next Tuesday.
 

xanis

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Definitely MacGyver. He has more ingenuity and ninja skills than Chuck Norris.
 

Kaido

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Originally posted by: RedCOMET
The first answer that came to my mind was Jack Bauer. Then maybe MacGyver.

Sayid > MacGyver
 

bonkers325

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Originally posted by: Kaido
Originally posted by: RedCOMET
The first answer that came to my mind was Jack Bauer. Then maybe MacGyver.

Sayid > MacGyver

Sayid made a radio.

MacGyver can make a satellite phone out of a mango, a paper clip, and a hairdryer.

MacGyver > Sayid
 

sandorski

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MacGuyver. Even without the items mentioned in the OP, MacGuyver would still win, here's how: Chuck would get the first kick to the head, MacGuyver would take the teeth knocked out of his head, the dirt off of Chucks shoes, pack it all in his fist, then using the metal fillings in his remaining teeth he'd cause a spark while holding the fist to his mouth. The teeth in his fist would shoot out like a shotgun blast BOOM HEADSHOT! Game over for Chuck.
 

KarmaPolice

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MacGyver with nothing would lose..but if he has any sort of equipment...chuch norris would be pwned.