Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [X] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[X] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You tried to starta flame war
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was
someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You didn't join TA RC5
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[X] Be Steve Job's towel boy
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Follow the RC5 FAQ
Sorry, I've been saving this for a special occasion.

On a serious note, Eug and AnImuS are correct. The Mac is an entirely different platform, so it's far from a watered down PC. It only seems like the "retarded kid" because it has the smaller market share, so it's always compared to Windows PCs.