Here is a report of a great intervention of Al Gore. Notice how we also even get him to sign a copy of his stupid book to Lyndon H. LaRouche after completely distroying his credibality. So if you get an autograph for me, make sure you do it this way first.
GORE-BOT ON THE LOOSE IN SEATTLE!
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On Friday, Rianna, Jason, Michael, Wes, new recruits Ammon
and Niko, and contacts Kevin, Luke and Mark destroyed the
illusion in Fat Al's supporters that Fattie Al had ever been
electable in 2000 OR 2004.
250 people or so gathered at the Elliot Bay bookstore to get
a glimpse at "Baby Baluga" Al, and red in the face, "Tipsy" Gore,
and have their new crappy books signed. One of the books "Joined
at the Stomach" was purchased by Rianna so as to gain access to
the large pair. The other book, a picture book on "families",
reportedly featured a picture of a naked man holding his son with
his son's head blocking the shot of the man's genitals, although
pubic hair could be seen sticking out from behind the back of the
child's head.
A double-sided LaRouche presidential billboard was set up on
the sidewalk next to the line and a literature table was set up
at the entrance with a sign facing the crowd reading, "BUSH DID
NOT WIN THE MID TERM ERECTION, MONICA LEWINSKY'S PARTY BLEW IT!"
The pathetic boomers, who had been waiting in line for over an
hour, stepped out onto the sidewalk and street to see our signs,
and gasped in horror, exclaiming, "It's the LaRouche people!",
and "I can't believe they would do this here!" in their best vox
populi voices.
A few minutes after the preliminary shock had set in, Al
Gore's clone "the GORE-BOT"- an organizer wearing a large tin
foil-wrapped box with an assortment of gadgets and wires hanging
from it, and a super slimy Al Gore Halloween mask- emerged and
started to do a slow mechanical march along side the crowd of
people waiting in line. The boomers stared in disbelieve. You
could literally see people's mouths drop! Once again people
stepped out onto the sidewalk and street to see the GORE-BOT for
themselves. On the GORE-BOT's front was a sign that read "PRESS
BUTTON TO HEAR AL GORE SPEAK." As the GORE-BOT approached the
crowd a few courageous Gore groupies pushed the button, which
activated the GORE-BOT, who in his best slow, Southern,
mechanical tone of voice said, "My pappy voted against the Voting
Rights Act but that doesn't make me a Southern racist, I swear!!
I only want to reduce the population of Africa because this
planet has tooooo mannnny peeeople." The boomers again shrieked
in terror! Some of their kids laughed hysterically. At this
point Jason, Michael, and Ammon hit the crowd with the Electable
LaRouche leaflet and the Infrastructure pamphlet. Jason very
nicely asked the boomers if they would like to take a look at
"The Pure Evil of Al Gore" pamplet and opened it up to show them
the wonderful paper by the only truly electable presidential
candidate of the last 25 years, Lyndon LaRouche, entitled, "Al
Gore and Adolf Hitler!!"
Inside at the book signing, Rianna and her contact Mark were
asked to write out what they wanted Al Bore to write in his
Gorish book on a yellow sticky. So, Rianna naturally wrote "To
Lyndon LaRouche". When they approached the Blob of Gores, Fat Al
asked her in a slow monotone voice, "Are you really going to give
this to him?" Rianna shook his hand and nicely said, "Oh yes.
And I have a message from Lyndon LaRouche. You are pathetic.
Don't run again in 2004." This was followed by Mark who smiled
and shook hands with both of them, while saying, "LaRouche in
2004. LaRouche in 2004."
Outside the GORE-BOT held up a metal bolt and shouted at the
crowd, "Can you put my heart back?!," then head-butted the
LaRouche sign on the sidewalk several times while yelling, "FREE
TRADE WORKS! THE ECONOMY IS FINE! VOTE FOR ME I CAN WIN THIS
TIME, I SWEAR! I HATE YOU, LYNDON LAROUCHE!" Even some of Al
Gore's own people came out from the book signing in suits and
ties to see the GORE-BOT. Jason talked to two old LaRouche
supporters in line who happily took "Pure Evil" pamphlets to have
Fat Al sign. Another guy, who left his name and number and gave
a dollar asked, "What is old Lyndon up to these days, anyway?"
(As if he didn't already know). One lady was so enraged she held
her "Tipsy's Family" book to her chest with clenched fists while
her arms shook violently. She bared her teeth like a rabid
animal, in a totally hysterical fit. A high school kid, wearing
a marijuana shirt, asked with a sneer, "Isn't LaRouche a racist?"
To which the GORE-BOT shouted to the crowd, "I'M NOT A RACIST. MY
CLONE INSIDE THE BOOKSTORE IS THE RACIST! I'M A NICE GORE-BOT.
VOTE FOR ME! I'M NO LOSER!"
Back at the literature table, an old boomer contact who was
a real asshole at Phil's town meeting here a couple months ago,
came up to the table and started talking to our younger contacts.
The GORE-BOT shouted from several yards away, "STAN! STAN,
YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN WHO WANTS POWER MORE THAN I DO. WE'RE
FRIENDS STAN. I KNOW YOU WON'T SUPPORT LYNDON LAROUCHE EITHER.
COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG." An embarrassed Stan, who has known
us for 30 years and ran for congress as a libertarian this year
but still refuses to openly endorse LaRouche, cautiously
approached the Gore- Bot and began to reach out with both arms.
The GORE-BOT tried to hug Stan but short-circuited and began
shaking violently and vibrating backwards. Stan tried again and
got an even more electric reaction from the GORE-BOT. Stan did
not find this encounter as humorous as the GORE-BOT did and left
the event soon thereafter.
Meanwhile our organizers got some contacts and even a few
dollars from the Gore supporters. One woman, who we had met
earlier that day, stayed at the table with us to talk for over an
hour. Another man, who posed for a picture with us commented on
the fact that there was not one single black person waiting in
line to meet Fat Al. The GORE-BOT LOUDLY pointed this out to the
politically correct Baby Goomers, who got VERY nervous, some of
whom turned and looked through the line in a paranoid fashion.
Needless to say, the core support of Al Gore in Seattle has been
completely demoralized. It would be impossible to take Al
seriously after the kind of intervention we did on him. Even the
people who worked in the bookstore were looking out the window
and laughing about the truly pathetic robot nature of Fat Al. It
is an important note that out of 250 "supporters" of Al Gore not
one single valid argument was made for why Al Gore should be
president and not LaRouche. This intervention was really fun and
easy, and our three contacts whom were there all said they had a
great time. With us mobilized with increasing power having fun
and being creative within the framework of the mission, how can
we lose? Let's keep crushing what's left of the bullshit
opposition and give this nation and world a future with Lyn, ehh?