Lunch Date tomorrow.....

Triforceofcourage

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Plans are to go mini golfing and lunch. There is a 40 percent chance of rain tomorrow so I need a backup plan just in case. What other things would be fun. We have already did playing pool already. Keep the sex and all that comments to a minimum :)

Update:

seemed to have gone pretty good. I logged onto AOL IM and got a big hello with a smiley today. She also thanked me for lunch and the movie :thumbsup:
 

huesmann

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OK here's the obligatory sex comment:

Have sex.

Now everyone can focus on the useless ways to spend the time.
 

exilera

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Whip it out at mini golf and say "putt with this, baby".

You'll win points for sure.
 

exilera

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Originally posted by: huesmann
OK here's the obligatory sex comment:

Have sex.

Now everyone can focus on the useless ways to spend the time.

I like my idea better...
 

MasterAndCommander

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If it's raining, I suggest a nice round of bedroom golf, where the rules are:


1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

5. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

6. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

7. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.

8. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

9. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

10. Players should assume that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when playing a new course for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

11. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

12. Players are strongly advised to get the owner's permission before attempting to play the backside.

13. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owner's request.

14. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

 

User1001

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Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
If it's raining, I suggest a nice round of bedroom golf, where the rules are:


1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

5. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

6. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

7. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.

8. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

9. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

10. Players should assume that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when playing a new course for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

11. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

12. Players are strongly advised to get the owner's permission before attempting to play the backside.

13. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owner's request.

14. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
:shocked:
 

SVT Cobra

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Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
If it's raining, I suggest a nice round of bedroom golf, where the rules are:


1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

5. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

6. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

7. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.

8. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

9. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

10. Players should assume that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when playing a new course for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

11. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

12. Players are strongly advised to get the owner's permission before attempting to play the backside.

13. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owner's request.

14. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.


ROFL!! :thumbsup::laugh: :beer:'s to you for that effort
 

OffTopic1

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Depends on the girl.

The mall & coffee shop if she is a party girl. Swiming or a drive in the country if she is a tomboy. And, cow tipping, possum/gopher/target shooting if she is a red neck girl.

IMHO, a picknic with all the good food that the city can offer is best weather permitable & lake/ocean swiming (can be fun in the rain, and remember to bring towels/blankets/beach/umbrela/munchies).
 

jaedaliu

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bowling is very good, sounds like you 2 do competitive things on your dates (pool and mini golf) it fits in perfectly. a plus for bowling is that she will have to bend over to get the ball, and might bend over when she goes up to bowl. another advantage to bowling is that it's a very emotional game, with cheering and jumping up and down for strikes, and possible consoling on gutter balls.

one disadvantage with bowling is that at lunch time, it's mostly retired, wrinkled people there. not exactly the greatest crowd to be hanging around during a date.

you could also head to a bar and play shuffleboard. (i'm trying to think of competitive indoor 1 - on - 1 things) or invite her home and watch a movie or just listen to the rain.