Lunch at the mall w/ Entertainment

[Fritzo]

I work next to a mall, so we ate at the food court for lunch. Today at the Ambercrombie & Fitch store, there was a young guy standing in the entrance wearing an unbuttoned flannel shirt, tight jeans, barefoot, and he had abs so chiseled that looked like they were airbrushed on. We did a double take because you don't normally see a barefoot shirtless guy at the mall. It turns out it was the model that was shown on the huge poster at the entrance to the store.

This guy was pretty full of himself with sticking his waist out in front of himself, pointing at people----reminded me of Ben Stiller in Zoolander. Then a couple of guys walked past him and yelled (and I meaned YELLED!) "OH MY GOD! WHAT A DOUCHE!!!!"

High LOL's there

 

[PepePeru]

enough about the male model, what was for lunch!?

 

[nerp]

What color were his eyes? Does he rub cocoa butter on his abs? Does he get his brows threaded? Does he wax his anus?

 

[69Mach1]

Does he wax his anus?

That's really gotta cause a bit of screaming and jumping around!

 

[rh71]

don't hate, procreate!

 

[slugg]

I've seen the same thing happen with female models. Honestly, I think the body type of a model is disgusting. They're built like clothes hangers with big shoulders, long legs, and not enough meat.

 

[techs]

I've seen the same thing happen with female models. Honestly, I think the body type of a model is disgusting. They're built like clothes hangers with big shoulders, long legs, and not enough meat.

Seriously, it's like going to bed with a bicycle.

 

[sygyzy]

This is the first you've ever been by an Abercrombie store? Newsflash - the have the guys in front of stores all the time.

 

[Fritzo]

This is the first you've ever been by an Abercrombie store? Newsflash - the have the guys in front of stores all the time.

I've never seen doofuses in front of their store like that. I'd be afraid to walk past someone like that going into the store. Feels like going into a gay bar or something.