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#$%*& lunatic ex girlfriend!!

shiner

shiner

Lifer
Ok the ex GF, as mentioned in this thread is driving me freaking nuts. I finally had to block her from being able to call me, but she keeps paging me with psycho loon messages and calling my cell phone. Last night I was sleeping and my doorbell starts ringing like the damn bells of St. Mary's on Easter. I get up and do an Ozzy stumble to my door, look out, and who do I see? The ex! I say screw it and head back to bed but that didn't help. She kept ringing the doorbell and then started pounding on the door. After a while it stopped but then I soon heard a tapping on one of my bedroom windows, as if I wasn't mad enough about the doorbell ringing this really got me going since to get to any of my bedroom windows you would have to stand in a flower garden and crush my tulips, nandinas, etc... I finally got up, went out the back door, snuck around to the front of my house, and then jumped her and dragged her to the ground. She screamed and so I then did an "oh it's you" kinda thing. She then started screaming and telling me what an A-hole I was for not answering the door because "she wanted to talk about her feelings" I told her that we had already talked enough and that I had told her on SEVERAL occasions that I didn't want to see, hear, or talk to her again. She then starts a crying fit and by this time there were plenty of lights coming on at my neighbor's house. I finally told her to get the hell out of my yard before I called the police and went inside. She chased me all the way around the house and to the back door and I had to fight her to get the door shut. I'm thinking that tonight I will either just call the police when she shows up or leave a door unlocked so that she can come in the house and set off my alarm system, then I will subdue her until the police arrive. Maybe a little trip to the pokey(and they call it the pokey for a reason) would do her some good. If I'm lucky she may even find someone new to stalk and deny sugar, fast food, etc... to.
 


<< Why did you ever date her at all? >>


Had known her for a while, met through friends, never seemed like a loon. Plus she was pretty damn hot and had a rack that an Alaskan moose would be jealous of.
 
If you really don't want to see her at all any more, call the cops on her ass the next time she comes pounding on your door. I'm serious.

Fausto
 


<< Someone needs a restraining order.... >>

I totally agree. She might become really psyco and start making death threats...
 
Next time it happens call the police for you own protection.
I had a girl come over drunk like that.
I got her car keys away from her becasue it was dangerous for her to drive.
She tackeled me trying to get them back, and busted her lip.
She told all her friends I hit her.
So, before this crap happens to you, call the cops on her.
 


<< She might become really psyco and start making death threats... >>


I think she knows better. She's fully aware of all my firearms.
 
i don't recall if you answer me or not...
but was the sex worth it for all this....

if i was in that situitation.... i'd bang her that night and dump her the next day again ..... make up sex is awsome.
maybe she'll come back for more?
 
BOOOOWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA, why don't you just mess with her mind. Just like be nice sometimes and be a total dick at other times. That way you can have fun and enjoy yourself at her expense. You could probably get her to buy you alot of nice things if you play it right too.
 
DUDE DID I JUST HEAR THAT RIGHT? SHE'S HOT AND HAS BIG BOOBS?

OMG CAN'T YOU JUST PUT UP WITH IT?? MAN YOU ARE NUTS!!!
 
Look, it seems like easy fun sex to lots of you.
But, one night instead of her coming over for fun, she will be drunk and pissed.
Make sure you call the cops, and don't be alone with her otherwise you can be accused of anything.
 


<< but was the sex worth it for all this.... >>


The sex was ok, a little above average I guess but her best quality was her....ummm.....oral fixation. Was it worth it? Nah, you can get that anywhere. It's not like there is a shortage of women.

I don't have any pics of her, sorry.
 
Get a restraining order as soon as possible. You need to establish you don't want her around for the record in case something goes down later.
 
shiner - that really sucks. You do need to get the cops involved in this one - she is not going to go away. If you're close to your neighbors, ask them to be witnesses to her psycho behavior, which might help you in getting a restraining order.
 


<<

<< but was the sex worth it for all this.... >>


The sex was ok, a little above average I guess but her best quality as her....ummm.....oral fixation. Was it worth it? Nah, you can get that anywhere. It's not like there are a shortage of women.

I don't have any pics of her, sorry. >>


really? that sucks... (no pun intended) tell her she's pretentious and see if that'll get her into a mental insititution.
remember the ad? "charter westbrook, if you can't help someone, call someone who can" 😀
 


<< If you're close to your neighbors >>


One of the advantages is that my next door neighbor to the South(I have a corner lot) is the Mayor, an ex Mayor lives a couple of houses down, and there are 2 City Council member that live on the street as well. I've lived in the area, my parents house is a block over, since I was 11 so I've known them all for a long time.
 


<< too bad you don't live in texas...you could just shoot her the next time. >>


We have the same type of laws here in Oklahoma.
 
Might I suggest you think with the larger of your two heads the next time you choose a girlfriend? Head is great, but psychopathic behavior isn't.

And in the meantime, the next time she shows up hose her down with cold water.

Then run back inside & lock the door.

😀

Viper GTS
 
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