Lump in my earlobe?

[MillionaireNextDoor]

chinese superstition says that having a bigger earlobe means you're going to be more wealthy. of course, it's talking about a healthy earlobe, not a bloated one

 

[Passions]

It's a tumor.

 

[Missus]

It is a cyst... take vitamin c and a and it will be gone soon...

Oh yeah if you keep playing with it??? Your dog will go blind...