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LULZ at work...

Pliablemoose

Pliablemoose

Lifer
Was coming into our holding area today and my mind was flipping blown...

We have a new nurse who got blood on her scrub pants while putting an IV in a patient.

She took off her flipping scrub pants down to her panties and calmly walked across the room to the nurses station and stood there.

I had just walked in and went into my "omfg my moron 12 year old daughter has done something stupid" mode and got a sheet for her to wrap around her lower half and went off to the locker room to get her a pair of company issue scrubs.

I have been asking the rest of the female co workers to remove their pants all day since with no satisfactory results. :'(
 
I was in a hospital recently visiting someone. From the nurses I saw that day I am very glad they had their pants on.
 
A couple of years ago I had surgery on my stomach. As I was in the hospital recovering for a week, the only time I saw a hot nurse was when the nurse came in to remove my catheter(sp?). She was blond, about 5'9", sort of looked like Melissa from Two and a Half Men. She came in and said that her task today was to remove my piss tube. I told her I didn't even know I had one installed. She laughed, lifted up the covers, and started to pull on the tube.

Wierdest feeling I've ever felt. That's what I'm contributing to this thread.
 
Sentrosi2121 said:
A couple of years ago I had surgery on my stomach. As I was in the hospital recovering for a week, the only time I saw a hot nurse was when the nurse came in to remove my catheter(sp?). She was blond, about 5'9", sort of looked like Melissa from Two and a Half Men. She came in and said that her task today was to remove my piss tube. I told her I didn't even know I had one installed. She laughed, lifted up the covers, and started to pull on the tube.

Wierdest feeling I've ever felt. That's what I'm contributing to this thread.
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Yeah, I remember the first time a girl touched my penis.
 
Sentrosi2121 said:
A couple of years ago I had surgery on my stomach. As I was in the hospital recovering for a week, the only time I saw a hot nurse was when the nurse came in to remove my catheter(sp?). She was blond, about 5'9", sort of looked like Melissa from Two and a Half Men. She came in and said that her task today was to remove my piss tube. I told her I didn't even know I had one installed. She laughed, lifted up the covers, and started to pull on the tube.

Wierdest feeling I've ever felt. That's what I'm contributing to this thread.
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I'll agree with that. It was difficult to masturbate with it installed - and after it was removed, even more difficult for a few days. I adjusted.
 
She took off her flipping scrub pants down to her panties and calmly walked across the room to the nurses station and stood there.
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This was plainly your opportunity to pounce and mate. You missed it friend, she was presenting.
 
SunnyD said:
You'd be amazed at how BAD nurses are at doing IV's or blood draws these days.
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I had a very bad experience back in 1983...

I was getting bloodwork done and a young nurse stabbed me 4 times on the right arm medial epicondyle. Then an older nurse saw that, took over, and stabbed me 3 times on my left arm.

apparently my veins were very mobile...
 
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sdifox said:
I had a very bad experience back in 1983...

I was getting bloodwork done and a young nurse stabbed me 4 times on the right arm medial epicondyle. Then an older nurse saw that, took over, and stabbed me 3 times on my right arm.

apparently my veins were very mobile...
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My wife gets blood work all the time. She's a human pin cushion. For the IV when my last baby was born, the nurse blew out a couple veins in my wife's hands because apparently the ones in the arm weren't cooperating with her (My wife NEVER had trouble with the ones in her arms). The anesthesiologist comes in, sees the nurse poking around and miserably failing, grabs the needle, pops it in all in the span of like 3 seconds. My wife didn't even feel it.

Like I said, nurses these days are very hit or miss with this, including, ironically, phlebotomists.
 
SunnyD said:
My wife gets blood work all the time. She's a human pin cushion. For the IV when my last baby was born, the nurse blew out a couple veins in my wife's hands because apparently the ones in the arm weren't cooperating with her (My wife NEVER had trouble with the ones in her arms). The anesthesiologist comes in, sees the nurse poking around and miserably failing, grabs the needle, pops it in all in the span of like 3 seconds. My wife didn't even feel it.

Like I said, nurses these days are very hit or miss with this, including, ironically, phlebotomists.
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my post should have read 4 right 3 left 😛

Overall I get the most experienced nurses to stick me. They take a look and will take over immediately :biggrin:
 
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