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I saw a douchebag with an Aston Martin with the license plate "ASTON."

Seriously, guy. We KNOW you're driving an Aston Martin. We already know you're a dickhead. You don't need to tell us again.
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I saw a douchebag with an Aston Martin with the license plate "ASTON."

Seriously, guy. We KNOW you're driving an Aston Martin. We already know you're a dickhead. You don't need to tell us again.
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Jealous much? 😀
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I saw a douchebag with an Aston Martin with the license plate "ASTON."

Seriously, guy. We KNOW you're driving an Aston Martin. We already know you're a dickhead. You don't need to tell us again.
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I hate those plates. Saw a Lexus yesterday with "BILS LEX". I almost always let people merge in front of me, but there was no way I was letting Bill and his "Lex" in. Fuck you, Bill.
 
A favorite line from Johnny Carson a long time ago:
You know how they say people in Hollywood overdo it? Well, the other day I saw one of those stickers on a car that says. "My other car is a Rolls". It was on a Rolls!
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I saw a douchebag with an Aston Martin with the license plate "ASTON."

Seriously, guy. We KNOW you're driving an Aston Martin. We already know you're a dickhead. You don't need to tell us again.
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The word is 'cock'. I've been watching too much TG.
 
I saw a 40ish year old woman in a red Audi A4 with the plate 2COCKR

Clean - she has two spaniels
Dirty - she loves the cock
 
Originally posted by: zoiks
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I saw a douchebag with an Aston Martin with the license plate "ASTON."

Seriously, guy. We KNOW you're driving an Aston Martin. We already know you're a dickhead. You don't need to tell us again.
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The word is 'cock'. I've been watching too much TG.
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True. Problem is Jeremy Clarkson adores Aston Martins, so I doubt he'd call anyone a cock for driving one. But he might if they felt they had to announce that yes, in fact, this is an Aston right on the plate. Among expensive sports cars, Astons are probably some of the least pretentious (which isn't really saying much).
 
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