- Jun 4, 2001
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All this snow and the lack of parking on the streets has really got neighbors at each others throats. I'm trying my hardest not to strangle the Serbian Bastard (like there's any other kind) that lives down the street and some Religious Nut Case Haitian bitch, lets call her Mother Tutu, was screaming at my neighbor saying she was praying to god that he had a heart attack. Fucking entitled whackjob hasn't shoveled the snow once this season yet she expects others to shovel out a spot and then let her park there when they leave for work. My buddy on the old street where I use to live has his solution, he takes his high powered pellet gun and shoots out the windows of those that steal his spot. However I'm not into fucking up peoples property even if they are assholes.
Now I thought I came up with a great solution for my parking situation. There's a foreclosed house across the street so I parked my car there right before it snowed. Well I didn't take into consideration that shoveling out a driveway was a lot more work than just digging your car out of the street. Plus I felt obligated to shovel the walkway in front of the house. Now this is were the Serbian Bastard (like there's any other kind) comes into play. The root eating genocidal neanderthal snow blows his driveway and all the snow goes into the walkway which I spent an hour digging out. I mean a six foot high pile of snow. Oh well maybe the Root Eater didn't notice that I dug out the walkway. So the next time it snows and he's out there with his snow blower I ask him if he wouldn't mind not blowing the snow onto the walkway. Fucking Vlad gets all irate and starts telling me that I was disrespecting him. Well I try to explain to him that what he's doing is actually against the law and that he could be fined $300. He says it's none of my business because I don't live or own the house and to mind my own business. The Fucker!! I mean he's right it's not my place but I was only being neighborly by digging it out so the other neighbors don't have to walk in the street. So once again I dig out the walkway which is twice as deep as it should be because the Serbian is an asshole (like theres any other kind)
Now here I am feeling all put out because this guy is a rude bastard then I get this idea. You see the Milosevic household has more cars than will fit in his driveway so he too dug out a spot on the street for his wife to park and saves it with a chair when she's at work. So when nobodys looking I take that chair and toss it aside which makes that parking spot free for others to use. And who do you thinks uses it? Mother Tutu!!!! Now this is the good part. When Vlads wife gets home she sees Mother Tutu's car parked in her spot that her husband dug out and man is she and Vlad pissed. He promptly goes over to Mother Tutus house and starts screaming at her and in return she's bringing down the wrath of God on him. It was awesome, so awesome that the Cops came and threatened to arrest them both....LOL love thy neighbor.
Oh BTW, that driveway I was digging out, well the last time I did I took off for 15 minutes and some druggy bitch from across the street promptly parked her car there and left it sitting for a week. I'm thinking of calling my buddy from the old street where I use to live and asking him for a favor.
Now I thought I came up with a great solution for my parking situation. There's a foreclosed house across the street so I parked my car there right before it snowed. Well I didn't take into consideration that shoveling out a driveway was a lot more work than just digging your car out of the street. Plus I felt obligated to shovel the walkway in front of the house. Now this is were the Serbian Bastard (like there's any other kind) comes into play. The root eating genocidal neanderthal snow blows his driveway and all the snow goes into the walkway which I spent an hour digging out. I mean a six foot high pile of snow. Oh well maybe the Root Eater didn't notice that I dug out the walkway. So the next time it snows and he's out there with his snow blower I ask him if he wouldn't mind not blowing the snow onto the walkway. Fucking Vlad gets all irate and starts telling me that I was disrespecting him. Well I try to explain to him that what he's doing is actually against the law and that he could be fined $300. He says it's none of my business because I don't live or own the house and to mind my own business. The Fucker!! I mean he's right it's not my place but I was only being neighborly by digging it out so the other neighbors don't have to walk in the street. So once again I dig out the walkway which is twice as deep as it should be because the Serbian is an asshole (like theres any other kind)
Now here I am feeling all put out because this guy is a rude bastard then I get this idea. You see the Milosevic household has more cars than will fit in his driveway so he too dug out a spot on the street for his wife to park and saves it with a chair when she's at work. So when nobodys looking I take that chair and toss it aside which makes that parking spot free for others to use. And who do you thinks uses it? Mother Tutu!!!! Now this is the good part. When Vlads wife gets home she sees Mother Tutu's car parked in her spot that her husband dug out and man is she and Vlad pissed. He promptly goes over to Mother Tutus house and starts screaming at her and in return she's bringing down the wrath of God on him. It was awesome, so awesome that the Cops came and threatened to arrest them both....LOL love thy neighbor.
Oh BTW, that driveway I was digging out, well the last time I did I took off for 15 minutes and some druggy bitch from across the street promptly parked her car there and left it sitting for a week. I'm thinking of calling my buddy from the old street where I use to live and asking him for a favor.
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