I don't know how old many of you guys are. But if you know the tune of Elvis Presley's "Jail House Rock," follow along.
(Before anyone complains, I often write parodies).
And I posted this since the Jan. 6th Commission is slated to hold public hearings ...
Trumpers' Jail House Mock
Hawley screamed the vote just wasn’t fair
Rudy poured dye on his thinning hair
Court after court said ya’ll got no case
Cruz hoped to gain the crazies in Trump’s base
Let’s mock
The traitors we’ll mock
’Cause they’ll be in a dank cell block
More charges will add to their shock
Trump’s zealots long planned to storm The Hill
All day long this gave him such a thrill
It didn’t take long for all to know the cost
The entire world knows that fool still lost
Let’s mock
The Trumpers we’ll mock
’Cause they’ll be in a dank cell block
In fear as they deal with the shock
A fool stole a lectern, gave a goofy stare
Another posed for photos in the Speaker’s chair
These clowns like to brag they got more groups
They’re gonna mess around and face real troops
Let’s mock
The traitors we’ll mock
’Cause they’ll be in a loud cell block
In fear as they deal with the shock
Don't know the tune?