LOTR IS TEH DEVIL!!!!!

[ucdbiendog]

A friend showed me this..
if you add up the official runtimes of the extended trillogy, they sum to:

Fellowship of the Ring - 208
Two Towers - 208
Return of the King - 250

Total=666 Minutes

OMGWTFSATAN!!

 

[Mr N8]

Oh, the humanity! We're all going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Danman]

OMG! :Q

 

[raanemaan]

Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
A friend showed me this..
if you add up the official runtimes of the extended trillogy, they sum to:

Fellowship of the Ring - 208
Two Towers - 208
Return of the King - 250

Total=666 Minutes

OMGWTFSATAN!!

:roll:

 

[KeyserSoze]

Seriously, where are you guys getting this from?






KeyserSoze

 

[n0cmonkey]

666 means nothing. 636 was the mark of the beast. STOP POSTING THIS. Thanks. 🙂

 

[Tea Bag]

number of minutes I've watched (of the entire trilogy): zero.
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Now that I think about it more.. Am I allowed to even post after saying this?

 

[MaxDepth]

you forgot to add tax

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: Tea Bag
number of minutes I've watched (of the entire trilogy): zero.
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Now that I think about it more.. Am I allowed to even live after saying this?

Fixed, and the answer is NO.

 

[Kyteland]

From imdb:

FOTR: Runtime: 178 min / USA:208 min (special extended edition)
TTT: Runtime: 179 min / USA:223 min (special extended edition)
ROTK: Runtime: 201 min / USA:251 min (extended edition)

Total runtime: 558 min / 682 min (extended edition)

Yeah, so your numbers aren't even right.

:roll:

 

[Tea Bag]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan

Originally posted by: Tea Bag
number of minutes I've watched (of the entire trilogy): zero.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Now that I think about it more.. Am I allowed to even live after saying this?

Fixed, and the answer is NO.

I'm assuming its WORSE if I say I've never completed watching any Star Wars film?

**gets in fetal position preparing for lashings**

and yes, I'm aware they have been on TV 38929742397895 times.

 

[randal]

I think that LotR is about casino's trying to take your money.

[farakhan (sp?) ]
Well, if you take the mark of the beast
and if you them together you get 18.
And 18 was a holy number.
But, 1-8 is equal to negative 7. In the positive light of god, you drop the negative
You now have 7. And 7 is the sum of 3 and 4.
And we all know that 3 and 4 are the worst numbers in craps.
[/farakhan]

Hence, LotR is a bad bet. I rest my case.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: randal
I think that LotR is about casino's trying to take your money.

[farakhan (sp?) ]
Well, if you take the mark of the beast
and if you them together you get 18.
And 18 was a holy number.
But, 1-8 is equal to negative 7. In the positive light of god, you drop the negative
You now have 7. And 7 is the sum of 3 and 4.
And we all know that 3 and 4 are the worst numbers in craps.
[/farakhan]

Hence, LotR is a bad bet. I rest my case.

The proofs here are undeniable, folks. Mail your copies of the movie to me and I will destroy them in a way that will exorcise the demons! 😉