Originally posted by: Ornery
Yeah some depressing Artsy Fartsy Lesbian movie like "The Hours" probably will or maybe they'll cater to the Hollywood Male Homo crowd and give it to "Chicago"Originally posted by: pulse8
This is hilarious!
It exaggerates every reason it's not going to win best picture.![]()
Originally posted by: hagbard
Originally posted by: Ornery
Barry stopped being funny years ago.
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Yeah some depressing Artsy Fartsy Lesbian movie like "The Hours" probably will or maybe they'll cater to the Hollywood Male Homo crowd and give it to "Chicago"Originally posted by: pulse8
This is hilarious!
It exaggerates every reason it's not going to win best picture.![]()
Haha. Almost as good as the weasel feet comment.Gandalf the White, formerly Gandalf the Grey, also known as Gandalf the Beige
I HAD to post it. I almost split a gut reading it in the paper.Originally posted by: Parrotheader
I was JUST about to post that in the SNL thread. I love Dave Barry's column.
Originally posted by: Rainsford
Originally posted by: hagbard
Originally posted by: Ornery
Barry stopped being funny years ago.
How can you not like the guy who once said, "Child birth, as a strictly physical pheonominon, is comparable to driving a UPS truck through an inner tube."
I never thought I was either.Originally posted by: pulse8
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Yeah some depressing Artsy Fartsy Lesbian movie like "The Hours" probably will or maybe they'll cater to the Hollywood Male Homo crowd and give it to "Chicago"Originally posted by: pulse8
This is hilarious!
It exaggerates every reason it's not going to win best picture.![]()
Or possibly a movie that's just better made?![]()
It is possible for there to be a movie better made that isn't filled with effects and action.
I never thought you to be a LOTR fanboy, Red.
GANDALF
Let?s have a smoke.
AUDIENCE
I was gonna go research the Ring
But then I got high.
I was gonna destroy the bloody thing
But then I got high.
Now the world is in imminent danger
And I know why.
Because I got high, because I got high,
Because I got high.
FRODO: UH-oh! The movie is over, and I still have this darned ring! Do you realize what that means?
SAMWISE: That ''Weasel Feet'' would be a good name for a rock band?
FRODO: Yes, as would ''Kung Fu Trees'' and ''Combat Alfalfa.'' But my point is that the forces of Evil have been let loose upon the land, which means soon there will be...
SAMWISE: No! Not that!
FRODO: Yes. Another sequel.
MONSTERS: Arrrrrr.
Originally posted by: Tripleshot
In a few hours, I will journey to Zion Big Screen theater at the entrance to Zion National Park to see Two Towers for the first time. I hope that on this massive screen with surround sound, it will be worth the effort. Is it a 3 hour movie? I need to know how much food to bring.![]()
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Tripleshot
In a few hours, I will journey to Zion Big Screen theater at the entrance to Zion National Park to see Two Towers for the first time. I hope that on this massive screen with surround sound, it will be worth the effort. Is it a 3 hour movie? I need to know how much food to bring.![]()
yep, 3 hours. bring food. zion is a nice place.