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Lost @ the MALL (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

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Brutuskend

Lifer
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my grandpa"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits".



 
I"m going to try to hijack this and see if this works...sorry brutus....just this one time


(I dont remember the exact, so I might ruin it)

So this guy at a church told this painter to paint he ceiling of his church. And he told the painter to paint "What General Custard saw...".

After a few days, the guys comes back, and when he looks up, he sees all a picture of a giant cow, with a yellow ring surrounding it. And surrounding the yellow ring, is a bunch of indians in all sorts of sexual positions.

Furious, he asked, "I told you to paint what Custard saw...., what da hell is this?"

The painter replies, this IS what Custard saw, "Holy Cow, So many F*cking Indians!!"

lol
 
Originally posted by: Semidevil
I"m going to try to hijack this and see if this works...sorry brutus....just this one time


(I dont remember the exact, so I might ruin it)

So this guy at a church told this painter to paint he ceiling of his church. And he told the painter to paint "What General Custard saw...".

After a few days, the guys comes back, and when he looks up, he sees all a picture of a giant cow, with a yellow ring surrounding it. And surrounding the yellow ring, is a bunch of indians in all sorts of sexual positions.

Furious, he asked, "I told you to paint what Custard saw...., what da hell is this?"

The painter replies, this IS what Custard saw, "Holy Cow, So many F*cking Indians!!"

lol
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Better than Brutus's 🙂
 
Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Originally posted by: Semidevil
I"m going to try to hijack this and see if this works...sorry brutus....just this one time


(I dont remember the exact, so I might ruin it)

So this guy at a church told this painter to paint he ceiling of his church. And he told the painter to paint "What General Custard saw...".

After a few days, the guys comes back, and when he looks up, he sees all a picture of a giant cow, with a yellow ring surrounding it. And surrounding the yellow ring, is a bunch of indians in all sorts of sexual positions.

Furious, he asked, "I told you to paint what Custard saw...., what da hell is this?"

The painter replies, this IS what Custard saw, "Holy Cow, So many F*cking Indians!!"

lol
Click to expand...

Better than Brutus's 🙂
Click to expand...

😛
 
Originally posted by: Semidevil
I"m going to try to hijack this and see if this works...sorry brutus....just this one time


(I dont remember the exact, so I might ruin it)

So this guy at a church told this painter to paint he ceiling of his church. And he told the painter to paint "What General Custard saw...".

After a few days, the guys comes back, and when he looks up, he sees all a picture of a giant cow, with a yellow ring surrounding it. And surrounding the yellow ring, is a bunch of indians in all sorts of sexual positions.

Furious, he asked, "I told you to paint what Custard saw...., what da hell is this?"

The painter replies, this IS what Custard saw, "Holy Cow, So many F*cking Indians!!"

lol
Click to expand...

Hahaha! 8/10 😀
 
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