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Lost all respect for riceboys just now

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Was just coming back from a photofinishing joint. I tend to drive *briskly* and so this slammed civic, blue blinkers and all, decides to chase after me. I punch it and for 3 miles or so, he keeps chasing me but can't even come close to passing me. I see a stoplight so I figure I'll show him whats up once and for all. We both pull up, light turns green and I give my car a nice clean launch. I'm not even out of 1st gear and I'm already pulling ahead. But this car makes a right a bit ahead of me so I brake instead of trying funny sh*t. Rice boy flys by and hits his hazard (flashing hazards is supposed to signal the end of a race). God that was so freaking lame, rice boy decides to save his ass while he's still ahead.

Crystal clear example of how the rice boy mentality is about *trying* to look cool, but actually being incredibly lame.

I think I'll drive like senior citizen from now on, these guys aren't worth my gas. :disgust:
 


<< You had some respect for them before this incident? >>



hahaha, touche. Several months back I was like, just let them do whatever they want to do.

But living in socal and being surrounded by ricers doing lame ass sh*t like that has basically eroded my tolerance of them to nothing. The whole movement is just so freaking pretentious, lame and weak.
 
No kidding. The only thing they're good for is because they lend opportunity to make funny and clever remarks to your friends.
 


<< But this car makes a right a bit ahead of me so I brake instead of trying funny sh*t >>


Im slightly confused. So he turned right in front of you? How did that happen if you were ahead? Did he rice his up with a flux capacitor? 😕
Whoops, got it now, you were saying ANOTHER car went in front of you. Gotcha. 😉
 



<< But this car makes a right a bit ahead of me so I brake instead of trying funny sh*t. Rice boy flys by and hits his hazard (flashing hazards is supposed to signal the end of a race). God that was so freaking lame, rice boy decides to save his ass while he's still ahead. >>



Almost same thing happened to me once... I was racing this Mazda and was ahead of him but then I had to brake 'cause there was a car ahead of me. I could have tried to pull some stupid stunt & switch lanes incredibly fast at that speed but decided not to and slowed down. Of course the Mazda passed me and then signaled that he won... yeah right.
 
I remember one night racing these two ricers in their souped up Civic's Type R with VTEC all over it. I smoked them from the beginning.. they had no chance.. and I didnt even let myself go too fast.. for after all it was city streets, and though cops may not have been around I really didnt want to do 70 in a 35.. I kept it under 55. Still the look on their faces to see a motorcycle just lurch past them at high speed. Mind you I was in my break in period too, so I was limited to under 5000RPM..

Oh those are the days.. I wish they would try that again now that my bike is broken in enough to truly smash them to pulp. 8000RPM limiter baby (redline 12000 RPM but I cant get there until I break the 1200mile mark and second break in service.. Hoping to do so by the end of winter season)..
 


<< ok, so the "Rice" part of riceboy is refering to the faxt that they drive japanese cars? or is it mean that the majority of these people are asian? >>



Usually a reference to a japanese car.

Heck, I've even seen slammed civics driven by hot blonde girls.
 
kewl...thanks for clearing that up. this is the first time i've ever heard of a riceboy.

damn those riceboy's that hop up their honda crx and claim they can beat a porsche 😀
 


<< Speaking of rice, damn coolest thing I have ever seen. I know the video has been posted before, but for those of you that haven't seen it, check it out. Nothing better than a K car toasting the crap out of a supra. >>



Actually I took a freeze frame of that video and the supra posts a higher trap speed than the K car. Basically that means the supra had an incompetent driver, and given drivers of equal skill, the supra could easily match the kcar if not beat it.

Not saying the kcar is slow, it's a freaking lot faster than what I drive, but that video is misleading. Sorry for raining on your parade 😉



At anyrate, I don't consider Supras to be ricemobiles at all, they have incredible potential. I have a favorite vid of mine of a Supra out running a Hayabusa sportbike.

check it out

Any of the bike enthusiasts here can vouch for me that that is one insanely fast Supra to be able to out run a sportbike that bad.
 


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<< Speaking of rice, damn coolest thing I have ever seen. I know the video has been posted before, but for those of you that haven't seen it, check it out. Nothing better than a K car toasting the crap out of a supra. >>



Actually I took a freeze frame of that video and the supra posts a higher trap speed than the K car. Basically that means the supra had an incompetent driver, and given drivers of equal skill, the supra could easily match the kcar if not beat it.

Not saying the kcar is slow, it's a freaking lot faster than what I drive, but that video is misleading. Sorry for raining on your parade 😉



At anyrate, I don't consider Supras to be ricemobiles at all, they have incredible potential. I have a favorite vid of mine of a Supra out running a Hayabusa sportbike.

check it out >>


Ok, so me = a little confused. What the poo is trap speed? Alls I know is the K ran a 10.53 and it whoomped the Supra. I also know that a Viper will do a 12.2, and that is with a perfectly qualified driver. Now, Relentless is beating a Viper by 1.7 seconds in the quarter and this compares to a Supra how? Please to explain it.....Muhey Glavin..... 🙂

Any of the bike enthusiasts here can vouch for me that that is one insanely fast Supra to be able to out run a sportbike that bad.
 
All riceboy's are looking for a tree or pole to smack into..that's when the race is realy over.🙂
 


<< Ok, so me = a little confused. What the poo is trap speed? Alls I know is the K ran a 10.53 and it whoomped the Supra. I also know that a Viper will do a 12.2, and that is with a perfectly qualified driver. Now, Relentless is beating a Viper by 1.7 seconds in the quarter and this compares to a Supra how? Please to explain it.....Muhey Glavin..... >>



Ugh, it's late, I'll explain it in detail tomorrow if someone else doesn't get to it first 😉


edit; I'll go ahead and submit the evidence first;

freeze frame

supra ~12.1 sec @ 135 mph

kcar ~10.5 sec@ 130.5 mph
 
Damn, I gotta post a pic of my "rice Eater". My little project is a total sleeper, I love to see their faces when after taunting them at a light, they look at my car and laugh, and then I leave them behind w/out batting an eye. If any of you remember VW Sciroccos, imagine if you will one that is mostly "primer" grey, a cracked windshield, mis-matched wipers, busted door handles and non-discript looking black rims. The small 5" x 3" hole in the hood would go completely unoticed unless I pointed it out to you. Hehehe...but that little hole is the magic maker. I have Frankensteined parts from a John Deer tractor and a Volvo station wagon and TURBOED my little rocco. The car looks like an utter piece of sh!t (for now), but it eats rice like there's no tomorrow. And all still using mechanical FI! LOL Friggen ricers spend all this money to make it LOOK fast and forget to MAKE it fast. I love it!
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<< Crystal clear example of how the rice boy mentality is about *trying* to look cool, but actually being incredibly lame >>

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haha, why would you bother with a freaking Civic.. they are SO SLOW... like i race them in my car and my dads car, esp. in my dads car i am gone by the time i am doing 30 mph... my friend and I absolutely REAMED a Civic in his Sunbird TURBO, the Civic was a 5 speed too, my friends Sunbird is an auto... most are all show, and no go. but after seeing some import drag racing, and some 10-11 second civics that look nearly stock, i am sometimes afraid to race that.... :Q
 
I know a ricer in real life...trust me, they are indeed dickless losers 🙂 All he talks about is his car and "tha new mods." He's a womanizing homophobe struggling with his sexual identity.
 
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