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looking too young is a curse

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futurefields

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i get passed over for promotions, i get passed over when it comes to finding a girlfriend (even though i have an above average sized penis), i get passed over when it comes to trying to find a band to play for (i am a skilled guitarist/bassist/drummer yet nobody wants a damn baby face in their band, come on)

absolutely screwed by the genetic lottery, its not like im physically weak either though, just got this baby face thats literally the only thing holding me back in life
 
Do you walk around in public with your above average sized penis out? If not, you now know the problem; women simply don't know you have it. When they see it, they will know that your babyface is misleading and that you have a big ole hairy package.
 
futurefields said:
i get passed over for promotions, i get passed over when it comes to finding a girlfriend (even though i have an above average sized penis), i get passed over when it comes to trying to find a band to play for (i am a skilled guitarist/bassist/drummer yet nobody wants a damn baby face in their band, come on)
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Yep it's all because of your looks. 🙁
 
balloonshark said:
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2466886

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2397688
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Forgot about that thread.

HamburgerBoy said:
I walk out of the lab I teach after administering an exam, and students in the following section ask me for answers. I happen to be waiting outside the lab and people ask if I'm a freshman. A professor walks in, and has to ask where the TA is. I fucking love it. The only depressing thing is my receding hairline. I would love to stay like an 18 year old, just without acne.

EDIT: I can't really grow facial hair, btw. My face won't allow it. It knows it is too beautiful.
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I still agree with this. Especially the part about balding. OP, are you balding at all? If not you have no right to complain.

btw, it's not all bad not being taken seriously. People give you a pass more often, or offer to help you out. If I was ugly and/or very masculine facially-speaking I'd probably just kill myself because with my personality I wouldn't be able to survive. If they see you as a child, they won't trust you and therefore they won't ask you for help. It means you have less adult-like obligations. Youth allows you to continue living the carefree, child-like life. It may mean you'll die a virgin, but there are worse fates.
 
futurefields said:
i get passed over when it comes to finding a girlfriend (even though i have an above average sized penis)
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well maybe you should get a t-shirt made with a picture of it printed on the front

you know what they say, "mass marketing is best marketing"

don't post again until you've done that, and can let us know how well it worked
 
futurefields said:
i get passed over for promotions, i get passed over when it comes to finding a girlfriend (even though i have an above average sized penis), i get passed over when it comes to trying to find a band to play for (i am a skilled guitarist/bassist/drummer yet nobody wants a damn baby face in their band, come on)

absolutely screwed by the genetic lottery, its not like im physically weak either though, just got this baby face thats literally the only thing holding me back in life
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baby-head-mask-3.jpg
 
If you have all the skills you claim and still can't get ahead, then you must have an incredibly off-putting personality.

Time to stop blaming your looks and find the real problem.
 
Haha I know the feeling, I just learned to stop caring. I'm 29 and can pass for like 15.

I'm happy single, so meh, I don't really care about the GF part. Though, I went on dates before, well was mostly arranged and against both of our wills but we just rolled with it. It almost felt like the girl could pass as being my mom, so me being in a relationship would just feel awkward all the time because I'd have to keep explaining to people that no, we're actually a couple.

I already have a job, I kept getting the typical questions like "What school do you go to and what do you want to be when you grow up?" "are you the new co-op student?" etc but now everyone knows me so I don't really get that anymore.

One positive thing I like to think is that looking young might mean that my body is ageing slower and that I will live longer. No idea if there is actually science to back that up, but I'm just going to go with that. 😛

I should maybe work on the GF part though, as a ginger, I have a civil duty to make more gingers, supposedly we're going extinct soon. But, I really have no interest in a relationship.
 
futurefields said:
i get passed over for promotions, i get passed over when it comes to finding a girlfriend (even though i have an above average sized penis), i get passed over when it comes to trying to find a band to play for (i am a skilled guitarist/bassist/drummer yet nobody wants a damn baby face in their band, come on)

absolutely screwed by the genetic lottery, its not like im physically weak either though, just got this baby face thats literally the only thing holding me back in life
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Find a teacher that is into banging students and fake being in high school. Your welcome
 
Red Squirrel said:
Haha I know the feeling, I just learned to stop caring. I'm 29 and can pass for like 15.

I'm happy single, so meh, I don't really care about the GF part. Though, I went on dates before, well was mostly arranged and against both of our wills but we just rolled with it. It almost felt like the girl could pass as being my mom, so me being in a relationship would just feel awkward all the time because I'd have to keep explaining to people that no, we're actually a couple.

I already have a job, I kept getting the typical questions like "What school do you go to and what do you want to be when you grow up?" "are you the new co-op student?" etc but now everyone knows me so I don't really get that anymore.
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Pics?
 
Red Squirrel said:
Haha I know the feeling, I just learned to stop caring. I'm 29 and can pass for like 15.

I'm happy single, so meh, I don't really care about the GF part. Though, I went on dates before, well was mostly arranged and against both of our wills but we just rolled with it. It almost felt like the girl could pass as being my mom, so me being in a relationship would just feel awkward all the time because I'd have to keep explaining to people that no, we're actually a couple.

I already have a job, I kept getting the typical questions like "What school do you go to and what do you want to be when you grow up?" "are you the new co-op student?" etc but now everyone knows me so I don't really get that anymore.

One positive thing I like to think is that looking young might mean that my body is ageing slower and that I will live longer. No idea if there is actually science to back that up, but I'm just going to go with that. 😛

I should maybe work on the GF part though, as a ginger, I have a civil duty to make more gingers, supposedly we're going extinct soon. But, I really have no interest in a relationship.
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Your posts make me sad and make me wonder what happened to the fat redhead kid from 'The Sandlot' and what he is doing now as an adult.

I have a feeling he is not doing so well, and that concern extends to you as well. Get off your ass and get into some vagina you fucking pussy.
 
But wait, as a bonus you'll look older than you are when you hit 30. 😛

On a serious note though - confidence is a big key.
 
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futurefields said:
i get passed over for promotions, i get passed over when it comes to finding a girlfriend (even though i have an above average sized penis), i get passed over when it comes to trying to find a band to play for (i am a skilled guitarist/bassist/drummer yet nobody wants a damn baby face in their band, come on)

absolutely screwed by the genetic lottery, its not like im physically weak either though, just got this baby face thats literally the only thing holding me back in life
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You act like a big baby too. Don't forget that.
 
I look a little young for my age. Went out the other night to a bar. Flirted with some 22 or 23 year old for a while, got her number. During the conversation, found out her father is four years younger than I am.

It has its perks.
 
those of you who think you look super young, i highly doubt you do. post pics with your age for proof.

i remember my buddies and i thinking that too, then we looked at pics of us from 10+ years ago and we looked like kids in those pictures compared to how we look now.
 
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