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How do you tell if someone from Heber has a girlfriend?

There are tobacco stains on both sides of the truck.
 
Is that your face or are you mooning me?

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Your ass is so big it has it's own gravitational pull!

You're so stupid, you got fired from the M&M's plant for throwing away the W's.

You're so stupid you tripped over a cordless phone!

You're so fat, you beep when you walk backwards!

You're mom is so fat, I had to roll over TWICE to get off of her!

Who beat the hell outta you with an ugly stick???

That's all I have off the top of my head 😉
 
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
I would like to tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t you are! Hallelujah, holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?"
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aahahahahaha, I loved that scene.

The best insults are the ones that are slipped in and everyone catches it except the person it's used on. Cause everyone is laughing at them and they have no idea why.

But here goes.
you have a small penis.

 
May the bloody piles caress you
and corns adorn your feet,
and crabs as big as vultures
flock to your crotch to eat.

And when you're old and gray, friend,
a syphilitic wreck,
may your spine fall through your asshole
and break your fvcking neck.
 
a few schizophrenic senior citizens get midieval on your ass with Janet Reno after having a "bad experience" with your worthless twig 'n berries.
 
Originally posted by: Cattlegod
You are dumber than a retarded amoeba.

-this one is modified from one that was posted the other day.
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hey, i said that! 😀

'cept i said social skills 😉
 
Originally posted by: Michael1897
your boyfriend is only with you b/c he can make you his b!tch, and the fact that you swallow.
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These gay jokes are about as lame as they come.
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