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blakeatwork

Diamond Member
Jul 18, 2001
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Your wife is so bitchy, that if Christ were married to her, he'd climb back onto his Cross after 2 days..


Lame... but hey... I'm bored... :D
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: blakeatwork
Your wife is so bitchy, that if Christ were married to her, he'd climb back onto his Cross after 2 days..


Lame... but hey... I'm bored... :D

yeah and it made sweet baby jesus cry, your bastage! ;)
 

Maetryx

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2001
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A guy goes into a bar and after a few drink begins to lament that he has had three wives and all of them have died. The bartender asks how they died.

"Two of them died from eating poison mushrooms, and one of them died from a brain concussion because she wouldn't eat her poison mushrooms!"
 

new2AMD

Diamond Member
Jul 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Maetryx
A guy goes into a bar and after a few drink begins to lament that he has had three wives and all of them have died. The bartender asks how they died.

"Two of them died from eating poison mushrooms, and one of them died from a brain concussion because she wouldn't eat her poison mushrooms!"

That one made me laugh
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Nohr
Joke I heard earlier today:

So a guy goes to the drugstore, he says, "I need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter." Druggist says, "Your daughter's sexually active at age 11?"' He says, "Nah she just lies there like her mother."

You can go impale yourself with a rusty screwdriver in your eye sockets anytime now.

 

arcenite

Lifer
Dec 9, 2001
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Two ATOTers walk into a bar. The third one calls them a n00b.

that's all I got tonight :(

Bill