Well, I'd rather go 68 hours with a 3Mbps connection and actually use it for something rather than sitting on a 18Mbps connection without doing anything.
Proves my point. The phone obviously didn't do much of anything at all.
That first statement makes absolutely no sense given the context.
As for your second point, you have no idea how I used my phone so how can you say I did nothing at all? My point is that battery life is subjective and totally depends on what you do, for you to say that it's bullshit that people's phones last longer than a day is erroneous, it's also erroneous to assume you have any clue what I do with my device. It's that simple. Furthermore, Eclair had a bug in the cell standby code causing it to report much higher in the list and thus skewing the rest of the results. I would grab a more current Android battery usage screencap of my TB for you but it'd be a matter of time before you found some way to explain that away too.
edit: confused you with the user I posted the screenshot for, apologies. Either way, what metric would satisfy you?