Looking for a girl

[RavenSEAL]

I'm not a big guy but my mom wants me to get a girl and I figured it would be good for the summer and I should date to keep my man card. Looking for just a white girl. What are good traits for girls and where should I find them? Right now I'm thinking some places like a strip club or the beach/pool. Pants size is 32, so nothing really big is needed.

(no need to try to convince me that black girls are better, just wasted strokes)

 

[sdifox]

l&r?

 

[busydude]

ATOT is the right place to ask.

 

[Matthiasa]

Umm yeah this needs to moved.
Or it's the worst parody ever and needs to be closed.

 

[Away]

0/10

 

[Lean L]

Yeah hang on, I should have a spare one somewhere..

 

[KevinCU]

 

[IronWing]

Your mom wants one, let her find one.