Looking at big boobs adds years to a man's life

Stallion

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Now I can tell the wife we don't need a treadmill anymore, I can just watch Baywatch reruns and get a subsription to juggs magazine. ;)
 

yakko

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ummm.... I'm gonna die soon according to that. I prefer smaller breasts. It is a contradictory story because it says large breast and sexual excitement. I don't get much excitement out of large tatas.
 

Windogg

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Since my girlfriend likes to walk nekkid around the house, i'll live to be 130 years old.

Windogg
 

PCAddict

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I've known this all along. That's the reason I've always looked at them. Yea... right.. that's the it.

"Don't mind me, Miss. I am just trying to live longer" ;)
 

nickdakick

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<< Windogg, you lucky bastard >>


Let's pay him a surprise visit then ;)


Oh wait I'm gonna live forever anyway. :D
edit: see sig
 

HKSturboKID

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WoW.....I nominated nudz beach across the country!!!! Why men can walk around topless and female can't!
 

Namuna

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No way man, the CABOOSE does it for me! The boobs are mere eye oglers (and good for only a couple of other things ;) )!

With nice juicy glutes you can...

Smack it
Rub it
Poke it
Pat it
Squeeze it
Kiss it
Bump N Grind it
Pray to it
Salivate over it
Ride it
Dream about the apple or pear shape of it
Put a thong on it
Wiggle it
Do a dance with it


 

cxim

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That study is Bullsh1t !

I wuz lookin at a pair of humungous knockers a few days ago. My nose was gettin closer &amp; closer... Then her hubby shows up &amp; beats the crap out of me.

I don't even get out of the hospital for a week !
 

Regine

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It was out of Weekly World News. You can't believe anything out of that. They're the people with Batboy, remember?

And I don't think pictures count. You gotta look at the real thing to live longer :p
 

montanafan

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<Looking at big boobs adds years to a man's life>

Not if his small-boobed wife is standing next to him when he's doing it. :)