Look what our mall police have!

[JRich]

Originally posted by: akubi

Originally posted by: JRich
Too bad I can run faster than 12MPH.

too bad I can run down an escalator :laugh:

BWAAHAHAA!

 

[Scarpozzi]

I like how they make contraptions for the people who are too fat and lazy to walk.... Who better to use these than cops?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
they use them to reduce the amount of walking they have to do (and therefore reduce stress on the body), and the higher vantage point allows them to see the crowd better. They also can carry some more supplies in the saddlebags, first aid kits, etc.

yea, because walking is bad for you 😀

walking for 8 hors a day 5 days a week IS bad for you. It increase joint wear and leads to long term effects.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
they use them to reduce the amount of walking they have to do (and therefore reduce stress on the body), and the higher vantage point allows them to see the crowd better. They also can carry some more supplies in the saddlebags, first aid kits, etc.

yea, because walking is bad for you 😀

walking for 8 hors a day 5 days a week IS bad for you. It increase joint wear and leads to long term effects.

8 hors? they walk alot longer than that 😉

 

[spazo]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
they use them to reduce the amount of walking they have to do (and therefore reduce stress on the body), and the higher vantage point allows them to see the crowd better. They also can carry some more supplies in the saddlebags, first aid kits, etc.

yea, because walking is bad for you 😀

walking for 8 hors a day 5 days a week IS bad for you. It increase joint wear and leads to long term effects.

Walk? You must have some dedicated mall cops. The ones we have just sit/stand talking with random storeowners....

 

oh...stupid greece. Opened the door for more cop jokes...as if there werent enough already 🙁

However, I laughed at some 🙂

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: JRich
Too bad I can run faster than 12MPH.

I've been on one, and they move much faster than 12mph. The one I was on goes up to 30, I believe, and some are faster yet.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: YetioDoom
It's for patrolling, not chasing.

Thank god for this. Think of all the police officers that have died because of excessive walking. Isn't the number one killer of people to much exercise? In addition, its a real money saver...at the rapid rate that standard issue boots wear out this $6000 weiner mobile will pay for itself in short order!

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Some douche at my school has one and rides it in the buildings to class. Like it's not crowded enough.

You should knock it over when he rides by.

Oh fvck you can't!

 

[Xylitol]

I wanan see a pudgy cop ride it