Three hours. I've been in the doctor's office, waiting for him, and they literally tried to close the building. They just came in to turn off the lights.
Yeah, I seem to get forgotten about a lot for someone who is 6'1, 220 pounds, and has a booming voice. That same doctor who almost locked me in was doing a scope of my sinuses and said "oops". I asked what that meant and he said I'd know once the anesthetic wore off. I once went to a walk-in clinic with an ingrown toenail. They tried to numb it and came back. They asked if it was numb, I said no, and they said "well, we're busy so it's got to come out". Pulled my nail with no anesthetic. I've got bad luck with doctors, I guess.That moment when the the grim reality that the world doesn't even know you exist sinks in.![]()
Waited a half hour past appointment time. I'm sure that's not the worst but still grumpy about it. Usually I book first thing in the morning so this can't happen but today I didn't have the choice. Bah.
Yeah, I seem to get forgotten about a lot for someone who is 6'1, 220 pounds, and has a booming voice. That same doctor who almost locked me in was doing a scope of my sinuses and said "oops". I asked what that meant and he said I'd know once the anesthetic wore off. I once went to a walk-in clinic with an ingrown toenail. They tried to numb it and came back. They asked if it was numb, I said no, and they said "well, we're busy so it's got to come out". Pulled my nail with no anesthetic. I've got bad luck with doctors, I guess.
Ouch.Yeah, I seem to get forgotten about a lot for someone who is 6'1, 220 pounds, and has a booming voice. That same doctor who almost locked me in was doing a scope of my sinuses and said "oops". I asked what that meant and he said I'd know once the anesthetic wore off. I once went to a walk-in clinic with an ingrown toenail. They tried to numb it and came back. They asked if it was numb, I said no, and they said "well, we're busy so it's got to come out". Pulled my nail with no anesthetic. I've got bad luck with doctors, I guess.
You need to adopt the Buddy Hackett method: Reach down, get a firm grip on the doctor's testicles, and say "Now we're not going to hurt each other, are we?"Yeah, I seem to get forgotten about a lot for someone who is 6'1, 220 pounds, and has a booming voice. That same doctor who almost locked me in was doing a scope of my sinuses and said "oops". I asked what that meant and he said I'd know once the anesthetic wore off. I once went to a walk-in clinic with an ingrown toenail. They tried to numb it and came back. They asked if it was numb, I said no, and they said "well, we're busy so it's got to come out". Pulled my nail with no anesthetic. I've got bad luck with doctors, I guess.
Ouch.
In the past I have suffered with gout (though medication has stabilized it). I have a friend who is a doctor and he recommended a young doctor, so the next time I had a flareup in my big toe I went to see her. She insisted on drawing fluid from my affected area to view under a microscope, even though I had been professionally diagnosed by two different doctors in the past. I finally reluctantly agreed and really had to restrain myself from kicking her in the head when she put the needle in my toe. A few minutes later she came back and said, "yep, it's gout". Again I restrained myself from saying "no shit, sherlock, can I shove a fireplace poker up your ass for compensation?" I had a follow-up appointment scheduled with her a few months later, but a business trip came up. I contacted the office over two weeks before the appointment to let them know I couldn't make it. When I got back from my trip, I had a letter from the doctor in my mailbox chastising me for missing my appointment and she had CC'ed my friend who had referred me to her. I called him and asked who the fuck she thought she was, and he laughed and said "yeah she takes herself too seriously sometimes". I never saw her again.
If you don't know what gout is, it's when your body doesn't process out the uric acid in your bloodstream, then it forms tiny crystals in your joints...it's essentially having very small shards of glass in your joints and it absolutely hurts like a mofo (women with gout usually say it's worse than child birth).
My neurosurgeon always ran 1-2 hours late for office appointments. If you left, the office staff would "punish" you by making you wait a month for the next appointment.About that long for a spine doctor. Didn't piss me off as much as it was unprofessional and gave me a bad vibe about him. So I got a second opinion.
My neurosurgeon always ran 1-2 hours late for office appointments. If you left, the office staff would "punish" you by making you wait a month for the next appointment.
