lol

[Cerpin Taxt]

FelixDeKat: Model Republican

Alternatively...

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[ahenkel]

FelixDeKat: Model Republican

Alternatively...

This is why we can't have nice things.

We can't have nice things because instead of the kids being productive members of society and building them we're letting them play.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

We can't have nice things because instead of the kids being productive members of society and building them we're letting them play.

Yes, that is certainly it. There's so much work to go around our unemployment numbers are negative.

Vote Republican! We'll pretend reality is just like we imagine, and then everything will be great!

 

[preslove]

Yes, that is certainly it. There's so much work to go around our unemployment numbers are negative.

Vote Republican! We'll pretend reality is just like we imagine, and then everything will be great!

YES YES YES! And cutting taxes will LOWER the deficit!

 

[destrekor]

If this isn't a parody, it's a post by a retarded troll.

If he's serious.... [while I already do this thanks to OP's other idiotic posts]
I weep for future generations.

 

[destrekor]

Yes, that is certainly it. There's so much work to go around our unemployment numbers are negative.

Vote Republican! We'll pretend reality is just like we imagine, and then everything will be great!

YES YES YES! And cutting taxes will LOWER the deficit!

Well let's be fair here:

Cutting out half this shit from the federal government would be a faster solution to finding our way back to the black than anything involving taxes.

Republicans might be playing the low tax card (which I disagree with: during war time, low taxes/tax cuts is the most inane idea, and then bring the deficit into the picture and it's almost comical)... but a fair portion of them actually believe in less federal programs. THAT's the big issue, not taxes.

 

[ahenkel]

Yes, that is certainly it. There's so much work to go around our unemployment numbers are negative.

Vote Republican! We'll pretend reality is just like we imagine, and then everything will be great!

We need to get all those menial sweat shop jobs back from third world countries. I want to see children working in the mines and at giant looms making my clothing. Adults can then return to the jobs of yesterday involving making children work 20 hour days, chaining the doors so they can't escape, and generally making sure through whatever means needed production never stops.

 

[Aharami]

i found the original thread the OP is trying to parody
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2124093

meh. 1/10. weak attempt

 

[FelixDeCat]

i found the original thread the OP is trying to parody
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2124093

meh. 1/10. weak attempt

Honestly, this wasnt a parody. It simply bothers me that a major American corporation would insist on foisting upon our chillens the notion that laziness is a virtue.

We need to teach our kids to be productive members of society, not lazy loafers who smoke pot and collect unemployment for 99 weeks. D:

 

[evident]

bad poster is bad

 

[FelixDeCat]

wth. this has to be a joke i mean you can't be this stupid. its a slogan for kids toys. who's only "job" is to play and grow (well pooping, peeing and sleeping too!).

really this topic is silly.

While I never had my own cookie crunchers to tend to, I helped raise my neices and nephews back in mid 1990s. And believe you me, there was no loafing when I was around!

We made up beds, picked up toys and put them away. We took turns washing dishes and taking out the trash when we got older. We even went to church on Sundays.

And today we are happy, healthy, productive members of society. In fact one of is fighting for America in Iraq this very moment. Others are raising chillens of their own.

Look, we are free to raise our kids as we please, but encouraging productive time versus constant goofing off has its rewards. Sure, I dont condone all work and no play as that tends to burn people out, but the opposite is also unwise....play, laugh, grow...my arse!

 

[Fausto]

Honestly, this wasnt a parody. It simply bothers me that a major American corporation would insist on foisting upon our chillens the notion that laziness is a virtue.

We need to teach our kids to be productive members of society, not lazy loafers who smoke pot and collect unemployment for 99 weeks. D:

That you are extrapolating this from toddler toys leads me to believe you might be a fucking idiot.

 

[CPA]

1-8? Only if kids are on short bus. By 5 it was race tracks, big wheels, etc By 8 my son had a 20ga shotgun.

you're right, should be 1-5 (maybe even 4).

 

[sandorski]

Evolve. Breed. Die. --Charles Darwin

 

[disappoint]

What is OP talking about?

What you really should be asking is what is the OP talking out of? The answer of course is his ass.

 

[illusion88]

Children are such pussies!

 

[waggy]

While I never had my own cookie crunchers to tend to, I helped raise my neices and nephews back in mid 1990s. And believe you me, there was no loafing when I was around!

We made up beds, picked up toys and put them away. We took turns washing dishes and taking out the trash when we got older. We even went to church on Sundays.

And today we are happy, healthy, productive members of society. In fact one of is fighting for America in Iraq this very moment. Others are raising chillens of their own.

Look, we are free to raise our kids as we please, but encouraging productive time versus constant goofing off has its rewards. Sure, I dont condone all work and no play as that tends to burn people out, but the opposite is also unwise....play, laugh, grow...my arse!

..blink...ok.

are you seeing a doctor? if not might i suggest you do so?

 

[OOBradm]

Personally, I own a business and my entire staff consists of children I've fathered. I provide them with food and shelter, and they work 12 hours a day for it. If they are productive enough, I allow them 30 minutes of time to play with power tools. At least they're learning a valuable skill during their play time, unlike all of those other worthless children playing with Fisher Price toys.

 

[tooriski]

i guess i should send my 2 year old to work n take away his toys... about time he learned life isn't easy

 

[FelixDeCat]

Personally, I own a business and my entire staff consists of children I've fathered. I provide them with food and shelter, and they work 12 hours a day for it. If they are productive enough, I allow them 30 minutes of time to play with power tools. At least they're learning a valuable skill during their play time, unlike all of those other worthless children playing with Fisher Price toys.

Here, here. Three cheers to the man with a plan! :biggrin:

 

[FelixDeCat]

i guess i should send my 2 year old to work n take away his toys... about time he learned life isn't easy

You betcha. Before you know it, he will be self reliant and ready to move out of the house by 13.