Goosemaster
Lifer
lol...so I was just reflecting on how arckward it had been during my first experience at Philadelphia's Soverign Bank on market and like 20th almost 3 years ago....
I had walked in to apply for an account to use with direct deposit and was almost done, and I was in the midst of selecting checks. The very helpful employee and asked me if I wanted to personalize my checks, so I decided that I would put something funny on them😀
Well, unfortunately, I was tryingto remember the line that is now in my sig but it was coming out all wrong as I tried to say it to him...
"I want to die with my grandfather in his sleep...no wait.....My grandfather died in his sleep and he was driving ...no that's not it....Screaming people in his car were awake when my grandfather...no that's not it at all..."
Basically, I have never seen someone look back at me with such horor😀
After an awkward moment where he jsut stared and me, he pulled the check showcase out of my hand and said
"well, let's move on shall we...😀"
I had walked in to apply for an account to use with direct deposit and was almost done, and I was in the midst of selecting checks. The very helpful employee and asked me if I wanted to personalize my checks, so I decided that I would put something funny on them😀
Well, unfortunately, I was tryingto remember the line that is now in my sig but it was coming out all wrong as I tried to say it to him...
"I want to die with my grandfather in his sleep...no wait.....My grandfather died in his sleep and he was driving ...no that's not it....Screaming people in his car were awake when my grandfather...no that's not it at all..."
Basically, I have never seen someone look back at me with such horor😀
After an awkward moment where he jsut stared and me, he pulled the check showcase out of my hand and said
"well, let's move on shall we...😀"
