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lol, you have to check out this hilarious page

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dafatha00

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Ninja power!

Search around the site..friggin hilarious.

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
 
Seppuku with a frisbee

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren?t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can?t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.


If you succeed everybody will be like ?Holy Crap!?

 


<< Seppuku with a frisbee

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren?t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can?t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die. >>



LOL
 
<< Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves?guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.?and don?t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that?s why we there are so few ninjas today. >>


LOL...

This site is just getting better and weirder all the time. And by that I mean totally awesome.
 
Hahaha!
That is too damn funny!
I remember back in the 80's when everything was ninja!
I earned a blue belt in Togakure-ryu ninjutsu! One step away from black. Of course that was 15 years ago!!
😀
 
SilverThief:

you forgot this one:

<<-this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong.>>
 
Ninja BABE





Scene 1:

There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.

End






That's some funny Sh!t.

-This script is awesome.
 
LMAO! 🙂 That's a really funny site... how long has this place been around? I've never heard of it before, so thanks for the link!
 
This here proves that this website is ready to rock:
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The Ultimate Battle

Scene 1:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.


END

-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.
 
This site never gets old.

About the Author:
Robert Hamburger has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3. He can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. He has studied ninjas for several weeks and has watched a bunch of movies about them. Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and porks them whenever he wants.

Hehehe, has studied ninjas for several weeks, hehehe
 
Dear Stupid idiots,

A lot of you have been signing my guest book and saying that I don?t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that?s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don?t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some ?code of honor?, just because you read Ching Chong?s guide to ninjas and codes and stuff. Yeah right! You shouldn?t believe everything you read. If by ?code of honor?, you mean ?code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet?, then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads", then you?re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.



No thank you,

Robert

p.s.

you are dummies



 
Although that site has been around for a long time, and has been reposted here countless times, I subscribed to their mailing lists. 😀 I wanna see what kind of stuff these guys are putting out 🙂

nik
 
haha that site is REALLY OLD, but still a classic. I think it was made in 1999 or something. The same guys that made that side made one about pirates too, rofl it was awesome..
 
Do you want to be a part of the The Official Ninja Book?

If so, then here are some ways you can help.



-A series of pictures (not drawings):

(1) a kid 7-10 years old folding a frisbee

(2) a picture of the kid getting super pissed

(3) a picture of the kid stuffing the folded frisbee into his mouth hard



-A series of pictures of a kid cutting off a head



-Pictures, not drawings, of a ninja hanging out with kids: playing video games, basketball, or helping one group of kids fight another group of kids in some type of kid street brawl
 
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