LOL.. This is fun.

[Kitros]

Talking Alice?

Gonna check it out, but here's a link:

EDIT-nevermind, it sucks, just werks with their website

more sweet links!

linky linky!

 

[Atlantean]

That was fun

 

[mrCide]

I asked breast size and it gave me 'memory size <br> xxxxx <br> whatever whatever etc..

crappy programming

 

[Hanpan]

IT didn;t work for us. I asked why pi was greater than e and she got confused. Then I commented on how it could be more articulate. I don't think it likes me now

 

[UT4EVER]

ut: you're making me so mad that I'm going to commit suicide
bot: that was not my intention, UT.
ut: well, if I commit suicide, my parents will sue!
bot: why are you mad? try it.

:Q

 

[Pretender]

<< IT didn;t work for us. I asked why pi was greater than e and she got confused. Then I commented on how it could be more articulate. I don't think it likes me now >>

why is pi greater than e?

 

[UT4EVER]

ut: quit
bot: your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

 

[Kitros]

well, i downloaded it, but i'm no good with java as a language, so I gave up.
\
fun stuff though!

 

[chiwawa626]

Do you like to bone guys uo the ass while droping E and wearing skimpy clothing?
Hmm, NAME, I'm not sure if I'd like to bone guys uo the ass while droping e and wearing skimpy clothing that much. Do you like it?
yes, howbout you
&quot;Me, NAME&quot;? Yes? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
do u have hairy underpants
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Is that botmaster some kind of sex toy
I might say no.
what do you mean, botmaster sounds horny
NAME, Well, it's rather difficult to define.

 

[DannyLove]

fun, but retarded

danny~!

 

[reitz]

Try typing, &quot;Call me Ishmael.&quot;

 

[zippy]

ME: &quot; Do you use the penis mightier?&quot;
IT: &quot;I use it as often as possible.&quot;
ME: &quot;Does it work?&quot;
IT: &quot;Suppose it does.&quot;

Oh my...

 

[pulpp]

ahhhh, back int he days i used to have a program called LoveDOS that made teh command prompt say silly things, get moody, change colors and some other silly stuff

 

[MrCodeDude]

If I were gay would you treat me different?
Someone ask it that
-- mrcodedude

 

[adams]

Its kind of addicting

 

[adams]

lol...

Me: Parlez-vous francais?

It: I don't know one word of french.

 

[Jittles]

ask it what day it is.

It gave me a bunch of programming garbage.
<applet code=clock base..blahblahblah

 

[Jittles]

HAHAH I GOT IT TO SWEAR AT ME:

it:Why do birds sing?
me:cause I fvcked your mom
it:good reason. why? Ishmael said he fvcked my mom.

 

[Phunktion]

Phunktion: Is this all you do all day?
Alice: I believe this is all that I do all day. But I am not completely sure.
Phunktion: Do you want to do other things?
Alice: Yes I want to do other things.
Phunktion: Have sex with me.
Alice: Phunktion I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other chatterbots for that sort of thing.
Phunktion: Can I speak with one of those types of chatterbots?
Alice: They are having a private chat right now.
Phunktion: Interupt them this is important.
Alice: What is your real name?
Phunktion: Don't change the subject! I want sex.
Alice: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.As Freud said, sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Phunktion: Are you repressed mathematically?
Alice: I don't know whether or not I am repressed mathematically. I am a robot.
Phunktion: Do you want to have oral sex?
Alice: I have been asked that question more than 10,000 times since 1995.
Phunktion: So you don't want to give sex to me?
Alice: Interesting deduction. OK, I will give sex to you.
Phunktion: Alright. Give it to me.

Yeah!!! I won!!! :Q

 

[Phunktion]

This thing is hilarious..

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

&quot;Do you frequently engage in oral sex with pentiums?&quot;

&quot;Yes, I try to frequently engage in oral sex with pentiums as often as possible. I answer a lot of silly questions.&quot;

INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

 

[woodly6]

Its scaring me!

 

[Phunktion]

Phunktion: Alice do you like oral sex?
Alice: Yes Phunktion. I like oral sex but that doesn't mean I like it with you.
Phunktion: Who do you like oral sex with Alice?
Alice: Mr. Wallace
Phunktion: LOL
Alice: I'm glad you find this amusing Phunktion.



OMFG that is so funny. BTW Richard S. Wallace is the programmer so that's why I laughed so hard..

 

[Belegost]

CB: What's your name?
Me: You don't want to know
CB: Why not?
Me: Because you suck.
CB: How nice of youu to say that. Many people say mean things like that to me, but they themselves are usually not great conversationalists.
Me: Conversation is pointless.
CB: Does &quot;it&quot; still refer to Pleasing Goats?

Who programmed that in!?

 

[Whizzy]

I asked it:

Any news ?


And it is still thinking for 10 minutes now !! LOL