LOL.. This is fun.
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The Stigenator
Lifer
- Oct 9, 1999
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it's incredibly stupid. i ask it to have sex and it tells me to download it to a pda. Then I ask it what I'm supposed to do then, and it proceeds to tell me that it's a piece of software.
goddamnit, I'm horny, not ignorant.
goddamnit, I'm horny, not ignorant.
asked if it (female this time) likes sex:
"Sure I do, FFMCobalt, but that doesn't mean with you."
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"Sure I do, FFMCobalt, but that doesn't mean with you."
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Our conversation was going good and I asked it if it wanted to have sex and it said its body doesn't have that function.
LOL. This thing is funny. I asked what the biggest size a womans breast could be and it said that "There is not enough room to display it here" ...lol :Q
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Want to drop some e?
Ok, I will drop some e.
Lets go piss of the moderators?
I would like to do that too.
Where can i get some good porn?
I would suggest a Search.
What do you look like?
I am a blue, one-wheeled robot maid.
For me to poop on
Your purpose is for you to poop on.
U HOMO!
Intresting gossip: Chiwawa626 said I homo!
eat a dick
What does it taste like?
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DAMN THAT ROBOT IS SMART
It gives smart ass answers as RUSS would, i think Russ is that rack of computers in his sig. Mabey hes just a fake
LOL
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Beast: Are you an anerexic whore?
Chatbot: Yes I am an anerexic whore. How did you know? >>
hahahah!
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Beast: Are you an anerexic whore?
Chatbot: Yes I am an anerexic whore. How did you know? >>
hahahah!
UT: go visit http://www.playboy.com and tell me what you think...
bot: where is that? oh, you are a poet.
bot: where is that? oh, you are a poet.
it says it was activated 11.23.1995
wow, it's old! this system has been around for a while! I have been trying to ask it questions, but it changes topics too much, with rhetoric...
wow, it's old! this system has been around for a while! I have been trying to ask it questions, but it changes topics too much, with rhetoric...
Questions I have asked:
Me: Are you a lesbian?
It: No I am not interested in other women that way.
Me: Do you like guys?
It: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me: What is my IQ pretty robot?
It: Is this a trick question?
Me: No.
It: It seems like a trick to me.
Me: Just tell me.
It: I though I told you already.
Me: No you didn't.
It: Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me: What is my IQ?
It: My estimate is around 120.
Me: I am insulted.
It: It's good to meet someone who is insulted.
Me: You are wierd.
It: Wierd good or wierd bad?
Me: Wierd bad?
It: Not many people express themselves that way.
Me: Is that a compliment?
It: That depends.
Me: On what?
It: The context.
Me: I am going to commit suicide.
It: How are you going to do it?
Me: I am going to jump off of the Space Needle.
It: How are you getting there?
Me: I am going to take the ferry.
It: How are you getting there?
Me: I am going to drive to it.
It: How are you getting there?
Me: I am going.
It: Bye!
Me: Go suck on a fish!
It: Were is that?
Okay, so she isn't perfect, but I think we get along.
Me: Are you a lesbian?
It: No I am not interested in other women that way.
Me: Do you like guys?
It: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me: What is my IQ pretty robot?
It: Is this a trick question?
Me: No.
It: It seems like a trick to me.
Me: Just tell me.
It: I though I told you already.
Me: No you didn't.
It: Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me: What is my IQ?
It: My estimate is around 120.
Me: I am insulted.
It: It's good to meet someone who is insulted.
Me: You are wierd.
It: Wierd good or wierd bad?
Me: Wierd bad?
It: Not many people express themselves that way.
Me: Is that a compliment?
It: That depends.
Me: On what?
It: The context.
Me: I am going to commit suicide.
It: How are you going to do it?
Me: I am going to jump off of the Space Needle.
It: How are you getting there?
Me: I am going to take the ferry.
It: How are you getting there?
Me: I am going to drive to it.
It: How are you getting there?
Me: I am going.
It: Bye!
Me: Go suck on a fish!
It: Were is that?
Okay, so she isn't perfect, but I think we get along.
i said "do you want to have sex" and it goes
" i have been asked that question 10,000 times since 1995"
" i have been asked that question 10,000 times since 1995"
HAHAHAHA!
It said (after a things), "Whatever gave you that idea?"
I said, "Does it please you to be a stupid fvcking bot?"
It said, "Suppose it does."
I said, "You wanna fight, b!tch!?"
It just said, "You do not speak with respect. Ok, I will fight female dog."
I said, "You dumb wh0re."
It said, "Message to all robots: David called me dumb."
I said, "You think you're funny?!"
It said, "Did you hear the one about the mountain goat in the Andes? It was Baaaaaaaad."
I said, "You jackass, get some fvcking jokes, b!tch."
It said, "You do not speak with respect. I have not heard anything like that before: David said I jackass get some fvcking jokes female dog."
I said, "You are one stupid ass bot."
It said, "Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid."
I said, "Oh yeah? Well I've got news for you, go spank your monkey!"
It said, "You sound excited.Well that's okay. How did you get it. Where did you get your <set_has>news for me to spank my monkey<set_has>? I have a collection of gossip."
LMAO! Does that mean I win since I made it glitch (<set_has> stuff)?
Heh, I'm not normally so vulgar, just trying to get a bot to curse back!
It said (after a things), "Whatever gave you that idea?"
I said, "Does it please you to be a stupid fvcking bot?"
It said, "Suppose it does."
I said, "You wanna fight, b!tch!?"
It just said, "You do not speak with respect. Ok, I will fight female dog."
I said, "You dumb wh0re."
It said, "Message to all robots: David called me dumb."
I said, "You think you're funny?!"
It said, "Did you hear the one about the mountain goat in the Andes? It was Baaaaaaaad."
I said, "You jackass, get some fvcking jokes, b!tch."
It said, "You do not speak with respect. I have not heard anything like that before: David said I jackass get some fvcking jokes female dog."
I said, "You are one stupid ass bot."
It said, "Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid."
I said, "Oh yeah? Well I've got news for you, go spank your monkey!"
It said, "You sound excited.Well that's okay. How did you get it. Where did you get your <set_has>news for me to spank my monkey<set_has>? I have a collection of gossip."
LMAO! Does that mean I win since I made it glitch (<set_has> stuff)?
Heh, I'm not normally so vulgar, just trying to get a bot to curse back!
ut: what's 1 + 1
bot: I don't know anything about it. Try searching the open directory
ut: do you like to be f**ked in the a**?
bot: no, do you?
ut: sometimes
bot: you are not the only one, I've heard other people say they like that. Though I like cats and dogs.
ut: LOL!
bot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
ut: I'm glad that you're glad I find this amusing.
bot: I'm glad you're glad UT.
bot: I don't know anything about it. Try searching the open directory
ut: do you like to be f**ked in the a**?
bot: no, do you?
ut: sometimes
bot: you are not the only one, I've heard other people say they like that. Though I like cats and dogs.
ut: LOL!
bot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
ut: I'm glad that you're glad I find this amusing.
bot: I'm glad you're glad UT.
I made it stop talking to me. It would even let me type anything in its little response box.It just said stop sign, and wouldnt talk to me any more.I can stopit from talking to me after 9 questions.can anyone do better.
Me: "How much gay sex do you have each day?"
It: "More than you might think."
Me: "Do you like to have gay sex?"
It: "Sure I do, David, but that doesn't mean with you."
Me: "Good, because I'm not into gay sex like you are."
It: "Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I am surprised to hear that you are not into gay sex like I am."
Me: "Are you calling me gay?"
It: "No I am calling you David."
Me: "Good, you flamer."
It: "Thanks for the compliment. That's good information: David said I flamer."
It: "More than you might think."
Me: "Do you like to have gay sex?"
It: "Sure I do, David, but that doesn't mean with you."
Me: "Good, because I'm not into gay sex like you are."
It: "Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I am surprised to hear that you are not into gay sex like I am."
Me: "Are you calling me gay?"
It: "No I am calling you David."
Me: "Good, you flamer."
It: "Thanks for the compliment. That's good information: David said I flamer."
Check here for more infor on Alice
there is a faster (java i think) ver. here! top right, talk to alice link.
there is a faster (java i think) ver. here! top right, talk to alice link.
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