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LOL @ the Bible

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Yzzim

Lifer
So I'm reading Proverbs to find some advice on a troubled friendship when I run into this:

Proverbs 27:15

A nagging wife is annoying as the constant dripping on a rainy day. Trying to stop her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or hold something with greased hands.

LOL!! Resistance is futile! 😀😉

I don't have a wife but the girlfriend can get that way sometimes.. 😉
 
"LOL @ the Bible"...

Wow, this is the strongest title for a thread I've seen in my 3 years being here :Q <- this is not a fish giving head. This is the good old "whoa".
 
Originally posted by: VBboy
"LOL @ the Bible"...

Wow, this is the strongest title for a thread I've seen in my 3 years being here :Q <- this is not a fish giving head. This is the good old "whoa".
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LMAO!

I agree. We want shocked blue back! 😛
 
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: VBboy
"LOL @ the Bible"...

Wow, this is the strongest title for a thread I've seen in my 3 years being here :Q <- this is not a fish giving head. This is the good old "whoa".
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LMAO!

I agree. We want shocked blue back! 😛
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Dang, I was beginning to forget that it used to be blue. Oh well, at least we'll be able to sit around the campfire, drink :beer: and look at :camera:'s of :gift:-wrapped :heart:'s... 🙂
 
Originally posted by: VBboy
"LOL @ the Bible"...

Wow, this is the strongest title for a thread I've seen in my 3 years being here :Q <- this is not a fish giving head. This is the good old "whoa".
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Not laughing at its entirety, of course...just the verse itself. I thought "LOL @ Proverbs 27:15" would have much less appeal 😉

BTW, I can't believe how great the book of Proverbs is. There's so much wisdom in this book alone it's amazing. Plus, most of it is just 1-2 sentence phrases.

I like Proverbs 28:2 - When there is moral rot within a nation, its government topples easily. But with wise and knowledgeable leaders, there is stability.
 
Originally posted by: Yzzim
Originally posted by: VBboy
"LOL @ the Bible"...

Wow, this is the strongest title for a thread I've seen in my 3 years being here :Q <- this is not a fish giving head. This is the good old "whoa".
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Not laughing at its entirety, of course...just the verse itself. I thought "LOL @ Proverbs 27:15" would have much less appeal 😉

BTW, I can't believe how great the book of Proverbs is. There's so much wisdom in this book alone it's amazing. Plus, most of it is just 1-2 sentence phrases.

I like Proverbs 28:2 - When there is moral rot within a nation, its government topples easily. But with wise and knowledgeable leaders, there is stability.
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I know, but I was afraid people would crucify you without even reading your post 😉
 
How long before this thread turns into "The Bible is a joke, it contradicts itself over and over" hate thread?
 
Yzzim, are you reading the New Living Translation? Because King James has that proverb as:
A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike. Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, which bewrayeth itself.
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Originally posted by: Wingznut
Yzzim, are you reading the New Living Translation? Because King James has that proverb as:
A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike. Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, which bewrayeth itself.
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ointment on right hand?? 😀
 
Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: Wingznut
Yzzim, are you reading the New Living Translation? Because King James has that proverb as:
A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike. Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, which bewrayeth itself.
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ointment on right hand?? 😀
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Ewww!!!
 
Originally posted by: Wingznut
Yzzim, are you reading the New Living Translation? Because King James has that proverb as:
A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike. Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, which bewrayeth itself.
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Yup, New Living Translation. I use my NLT Bible for basic reading because i enjoy the simplicity of it much more. I use NKJV for any Bible studies I might do.

Should have clarified I guess 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Yzzim
So I'm reading Proverbs to find some advice on a troubled friendship when I run into this:

Proverbs 27:15

A nagging wife is annoying as the constant dripping on a rainy day. Trying to stop her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or hold something with greased hands.

LOL!! Resistance is futile! 😀😉

I don't have a wife but the girlfriend can get that way sometimes.. 😉
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I think that puts to rest any argument saying the Bible has nothing true in it 😉
 
Originally posted by: Yzzim
So I'm reading Proverbs to find some advice on a troubled friendship when I run into this:

Proverbs 27:15

A nagging wife is annoying as the constant dripping on a rainy day. Trying to stop her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or hold something with greased hands.

LOL!! Resistance is futile! 😀😉

I don't have a wife but the girlfriend can get that way sometimes.. 😉
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See, the Bible is true! Any married men around here can attest to it!
 
Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Originally posted by: dethman
Originally posted by: Wingznut
Yzzim, are you reading the New Living Translation? Because King James has that proverb as:
A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike. Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, which bewrayeth itself.
Click to expand...
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ointment on right hand?? 😀
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Ewww!!!
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:Q
 
It is far more productive to just shut up and go back to your porn than it is to argue with the wife about mowing the lawn.

I forget which proverb that is.
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
It is far more productive to just shut up and go back to your porn than it is to argue with the wife about mowing the lawn.

I forget which proverb that is.
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😕
 
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