lol @ scam

Koing

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Recieved this in the email. Funny from the small bits I bothered to read.

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From:Mr.Wilson Ajala
Lagos-Nigeria.
Tel: 234-80-34069502

Attn:president/Ceo.

First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. I got your contact in my private search for a reliable person to handle this transaction. We shall base this transaction on mutual respect and honesty. Hence,it is neccessary for you to assure us of your ability to prosecute this transaction of great magnitude,your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence.

We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.

The source of this fund is as follows: During the past Military Regimes here in Nigeria, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contract which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries. As a result the Government of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo deemed it neccessary to set up a Contract Review Panel to investigate and recommend accordingly. After a thorough investigation, we discovered a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria.. We (members) have unanimously agreed to transfer part of these funds to a foreign account However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of this Panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues in the Panel to look for an Overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of US$21,500,000.00 (Twenty One Million, Five Hundred Thousand US. Dollars). Adequate logistics and
strategies had been worked out to ensure a successful transfer with your maximum co-operation. Hence we are writing you this letter.

We have agreed to share the money thus:

1. 25% for the account owner (you)
2. 70% for us (the officials)
3. 5% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.

It is from this 70% that we wish to commence the importation business, please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence and conclude the transfer latest in ten (10) banking days from the date of receipt a reply from you indicating your willingness to assist.
The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job description respectively. Moreso, we will use your name or company's name to apply for payments and re-award the contract in your name or company's name. We are looking forward to doing business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction. Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the this mail box .
I will bring you into the complete picture of this lucrative project when I have heard from you.

Yours Faithfully,


Sincerely yours,

Regards,

Wilson Ajala."

Koing
 

Kaervak

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Post that crap again and your gone


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Koing

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Originally posted by: Elemental007
repost...x10000e658

I'm sorry I don't stay here and read every message :p

Well I only found out about this in my email account. Didn't come to my others.......

Koing

 

MacBaine

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Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: Elemental007
repost...x10000e658

I'm sorry I don't stay here and read every message :p

Well I only found out about this in my email account. Didn't come to my others.......

Koing

Do you read ANY message? Cause this has seriously been posted on a regular basis for several years.
 

crisp82

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<california surfer>d00d, thats like...........*out comes calculator...*$5375000..DO IT!!!!</california surfer>:p
 

MegaloManiaK

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Nigerian banks must be loaded, methinks i should be a nigerian bank robber.

Although if they caught me it would be execution for sure!
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: crisp82
<california surfer>d00d, thats like...........*out comes calculator...*$5375000..DO IT!!!!</california surfer>:p

<alabama redneck>Well, dernit, I reckon that'd be enough dern money to git me a new gun rack for my pickup truck!</alabama redneck>
 

prvteye2003

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Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: Elemental007
repost...x10000e658

I'm sorry I don't stay here and read every message :p

Well I only found out about this in my email account. Didn't come to my others.......

Koing

the 'search' feature is your friend:p
 

Megatomic

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Originally posted by: Kaervak
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Post that crap again and your gone


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Dude, this is not ADF, you have to watch what you say around here. :D
 

Koing

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Originally posted by: MacBaine
Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: Elemental007
repost...x10000e658

I'm sorry I don't stay here and read every message :p

Well I only found out about this in my email account. Didn't come to my others.......

Koing

Do you read ANY message? Cause this has seriously been posted on a regular basis for several years.

I read a few messages but I haven't come across this. I'm in a different time zone so that may be som eof that.

Search for what? Scam? :p

Koing
 

DurocShark

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Originally posted by: Kaervak
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Post that crap again and your gone


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Wow! Now I'm gonna spend the next 10 minutes trying to figure out what he posted! LoL
 

HappyFace

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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: Kaervak
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Post that crap again and your gone


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Wow! Now I'm gonna spend the next 10 minutes trying to figure out what he posted! LoL
I'm guessing he indicated that the fun mod does not have a bellybutton! :Q