lol my female friend just played some fool

[Ns1]

so we were at some party and this freaking drunken slob approaches her and tries to start up a conversation

oblivious to the fact that he needs an altoid or 6, he mumbles out "nice shoes wanna fvck" and asks for her number

she gives him the number to bill-the-biker-who's-light-in-the-loafers and you can just see this guy's eye's light up

he walks away all feeling happy and shiz thinking he's gonna score, and in his drunken stupor falls on top of another dunkard on the couch

 

[loup garou]

Man, it took me like a full minute to understand how the title related to the story...I though you meant she played a song by tool the band.

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: werk
Man, it took me like a full minute to understand how the title related to the story...I though you meant she played a song by tool the band.

hahahahahah--that's exactly what I thought too!

 

[boi]

So did that drunk dude fvck the other drunk dude?:Q



hahaha,lol

 

[bmd]

Haha, check this thread.

 

[amdskip]

Originally posted by: bmd
Haha, check this thread.

haha

 

[ElFenix]

pics?

 

[kherman]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
so we were at some party and this freaking drunken slob approaches her and tries to start up a conversation

oblivious to the fact that he needs an altoid or 6, he mumbles out "nice shoes wanna fvck" and asks for her number

she gives him the number to bill-the-biker-who's-light-in-the-loafers and you can just see this guy's eye's light up

he walks away all feeling happy and shiz thinking he's gonna score, and in his drunken stupor falls on top of another dunkard on the couch

Umm, how did she play him? Your story SUCKS!
Ok, this is really funny. Today the drunk guy is laughing about it with his friends, saying, WOW, I was bombed. He really could care less.