lol His virginity for sale on ebay...

[crumpet19]

dude. he posted his aol screen name.

 

[yoda291]

I'd want a signed form and contact info from every female on the eastern coast saying they haven't laid him.

Hrm, contact info for every female on this coast....wonder how much that would go for on ebay.

 

[kuk]

That's sooooo 2002!

 

[clamum]

yeah to the dude who doesn't want a girlfriend: you're missing out big time. there's nothing quite like being in love with an amazing girl that you've always wanted. :beer:

 

[flamingelephant]

Imagine if it was decent looking chick. I wonder what those kind of bids would be?

Speaking of which.... could you run a prostitution ring of EBay? Ask for bids for sex? I wonder if that would work?

 

[flamingelephant]

SHIPPING AND HANDLING IS 10 BUCKS?!?!?!? WHY? So he can borrow and fill up mom minivan with gas probably

 

[kuk]

Originally posted by: americangigolo
yeah to the dude who doesn't want a girlfriend: you're missing out big time. there's nothing quite like being in love with an amazing girl that you've always wanted. :beer:

:Q

It IS an AT member ... it's americangigolo!

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: kuk
That's sooooo 2002!

 

[machintos]

his virginity is cheap...
I bet if it was a girl's virginity, the bid would already at 1000s now...

 

[flamingelephant]

Originally posted by: machintos
his virginity is cheap...
I bet if it was a girl's virginity, the bid would already at 1000s now...

Some post a girls one... please!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: machintos
his virginity is cheap...
I bet if it was a girl's virginity, the bid would already at 1000s now...

LOL!

So true.. so true.

 

[Joker81]

I can see it now.



Ebay auction.


Virgin for sale. 19 years old. Looking for a hot women. when you win this auction I will give you a website that tells you where to find this virgin.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: DeathByAnts

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: The_good_guy
Im 23 and a virgin.. so what's the big deal?

Thats a good thing. You can never get it back plus most people say they always wish they could turn the clock back.

I will always be one! Even when i am 60, 80, 100, and beyond if i live that long.

hell, I am 19 and never even seriously kissed a girl, so I think you have been farther than me

i'm sitting in the same boat!

 

[jagr10]

Is there a certificate of authentication? How does one know he's really a virgin until they do it. There should be insurance for this type of fraud.

 

[bonk102]

sweet, legalized prostitution is legal on ebay but my account got banned because some a$$hole ripped me off, what a country!!!

 

[So]

younger than 20, desease free,

His spelling skills will ensure that the girl who wins his auction is the pick of the litter.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: SOSTrooper

Originally posted by: kevin000
Lets take up a collection and bid. There's nothing in there that says it has to be a human, only Female...

haha my dog is a female virgin

She's also a bitch.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: imtim83
illusion88 when i finally marry? ha. (You said it like everyone suppose to get married or they are bad) I am not getting married and no i do not want kids. I don't care if my genes don't go on i still don't want kids. Sorry no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I won't change either and no one will force me to change.

Are you a robot?

and if you are, do you have any special powers? and do you use them for good or for awesome?

 

[kuk]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: oniq

Originally posted by: imtim83
illusion88 when i finally marry? ha. (You said it like everyone suppose to get married or they are bad) I am not getting married and no i do not want kids. I don't care if my genes don't go on i still don't want kids. Sorry no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I won't change either and no one will force me to change.

Are you a robot?

and if you are, do you have any special powers? and do you use them for good or for awesome?

HUAHUHAUHUHAUHAUHAUHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAUEHUAAHHAHAHAHA

 

[kuk]

Thank you ... you've made my day.

 

[jurzdevil]

could he at least smile in the picture???

 

[VBboy]

In case anyone was curious, I won his virginity.

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: imtim83
DeathByAnts i meant i am not. I never ever kissed anyone. Never had a girlfriend (or boyfriend for the people trying to think that so don't even try it), never been on a date, never had any relationship like that, never been to a party, always said no to anyone who asked or even tried to get me. I am 19 but soon 20.

w00tie
we are the same type!

 

[DaWhim]

bump....it worth $100 now

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: placebo139

Originally posted by: The_good_guy
Im 23 and a virgin.. so what's the big deal?

i'm so sorry....

Didn't you see the other thread?