lol His virginity for sale on ebay...

[Atlantean]

Haha what an idiot. He is gonna get some transsexual or something bidding on him.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

ok, so there is someone else in the world....


now damnit, all we have to do is find the perfect female......

 

[WyteWatt]

DeathByAnts huh what in the heck are you talking about? I am never looking for any female. In my opinion a female (or a male just in case someone is trying to think that because i know how some of you all think. I stopped you right in your tracts too.) is boring. Even a perfect one. I don't want anyone.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

uh, I am alone again


well good luck

 

[Angrymarshmello]

ahahahaha.....what a loser

 

[Shantanu]

"It's been done."

 

[WyteWatt]

DeathByAnts good luck? I don't need any luck with I am doing. Its very easy to do.

Angrymarshmello ahaha what a thing that i don't care what anyone else says.

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Which AT member is this?

I can just imagine that 10 minutes before it happens someone makes a post asking for advice..

That's my auction, please bid.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: imtim83
DeathByAnts good luck? I don't need any luck with I am doing. Its very easy to do.

Angrymarshmello ahaha what a thing that i don't care what anyone else says.

You obviously do care what others say, because you keep reiterating that you don't. If you really didn't care, you woudln't need to spout off about it all the time.

 

[goodoptics]

Originally posted by: prodigy

Originally posted by: Syringer
Which AT member is this?

I can just imagine that 10 minutes before it happens someone makes a post asking for advice..

That's my auction, please bid.

I just did.

 

[styrafoam]

It isn't gonna go very high, let's all pitch in and win the auction and pay for a greasy, dirty, toothless crack whore to de-flower him.

 

[godspeedx]

Which one of you guys bidded...?

 

[illusion88]

I think that is illegal. Isnt it prostitution?
As for me...
not gonna go there.
BTW
imtim83
Why is it that you never want to have sex? You dont want any kids when you finally marry? Or do you plan on letting your genes die with you?

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: SuperTool

Originally posted by: SOSTrooper

Originally posted by: kevin000
Lets take up a collection and bid. There's nothing in there that says it has to be a human, only Female...

haha my dog is a female virgin

aint that a bitch?

BA DUM CHI!!

 

[WyteWatt]

illusion88 when i finally marry? ha. (You said it like everyone suppose to get married or they are bad) I am not getting married and no i do not want kids. I don't care if my genes don't go on i still don't want kids. Sorry no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I won't change either and no one will force me to change.

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: imtim83
illusion88 when i finally marry? ha. (You said it like everyone suppose to get married or they are bad) I am not getting married and no i do not want kids. I don't care if my genes don't go on i still don't want kids. Sorry no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I won't change either and no one will force me to change.

Why though?

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Bignate603

Originally posted by: imtim83
illusion88 when i finally marry? ha. (You said it like everyone suppose to get married or they are bad) I am not getting married and no i do not want kids. I don't care if my genes don't go on i still don't want kids. Sorry no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I won't change either and no one will force me to change.

Why though?

One word, and one word only: Sheep.

 

[NickelTitanium]

We should all save ourselves for our future spouses.

 

[KaBudokan]

He seems like a decent guy. I mean, he has 6 positive feedbacks from the first 6 times he sold his virginity, so it looks like he is legit.

 

[floccus]

Why doesn't he just get some girl drunk? Geez... I'm 19, I'm a virgin, I don't care, I got a g/f and we're comfortable with where we're at. Guys like this end up as child molesters or rapists...

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: Bignate603

Originally posted by: imtim83
illusion88 when i finally marry? ha. (You said it like everyone suppose to get married or they are bad) I am not getting married and no i do not want kids. I don't care if my genes don't go on i still don't want kids. Sorry no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I won't change either and no one will force me to change.

Why though?

Because has no chance anyway, so why try.. Let me tell you something buddy.. There is nothing like having an "Other Half". I have been married for a little less than a year, and you are certainly setting yourself up to miss what life is all about. It is not about video games, it is about relationships with other people, where the relationship with your signifigant other is the strongest. Your wife (husband whatever), your lover, your best friend, etc..

 

[KeyserSoze]

Does he not understand what's gonna happen when you put your IM Screen Name on Ebay. People are gonna get a hold of it, and bombard him/warn him, etc.

Remember that last tool that did this? His Screen Name was "The Golden Lorax" or something of that variation, I forgot.




EDIT: HAHAHA, check out where it's listed.

Everything Else:Weird Stuff:Slightly Unusual

KeyserSoze

 

[theNEOone]

ok since everyone here is posting about how proud they are to be virigins, i'll go ahead and be different. just approximated that i've b0ink3d about 2730 times since i was 16. yay, i'm a wiener.

 

[andylawcc]

notice the current highest bidder has the name of Daimon Jaymaz.


hummm////

 

[oniq]

Originally posted by: imtim83
illusion88 when i finally marry? ha. (You said it like everyone suppose to get married or they are bad) I am not getting married and no i do not want kids. I don't care if my genes don't go on i still don't want kids. Sorry no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I won't change either and no one will force me to change.

Are you a robot?