lol His virginity for sale on ebay...

[SOSTrooper]

hmm

 

[jfall]

oldest thing in the books

 

[Ryan]

Not again!

Who would want to screw a dumb, ugly, AOL-er fat guy?

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Not again!

Who would want to screw a dumb, ugly, AOL-er fat guy?

Having an AOL IM name doesn't necessarily mean he uses AOL.

 

[Kevin]

Lets take up a collection and bid. There's nothing in there that says it has to be a human, only Female...

 

[hdeck]

wow, i think he failed 5th grade english...

 

[Actaeon]

Probally a reason why he is a virgin.

Noticed no one has bid for it, I don't blame em.

 

[Spikey217]

Originally posted by: hdeck
wow, i think he failed 5th grade english...

Exactly what I was thinking.

Remember, all bidders must be:

desease free

 

[SOSTrooper]

Originally posted by: kevin000
Lets take up a collection and bid. There's nothing in there that says it has to be a human, only Female...

haha my dog is a female virgin

 

[MacGaven]

...looks dont really matter but I must be able to look at you without throwing up, and most importantly FEMALE

Wow, what a 'cool guy'!

 

[Syringer]

Which AT member is this?

I can just imagine that 10 minutes before it happens someone makes a post asking for advice..

 

[Looney]

This isn't even original anymore.

 

[hollowman]

that kind of sh!t is so ghey.

 

[Eli]

LMAO!

That's just.. weird.

 

[SuperTool]

Originally posted by: SOSTrooper

Originally posted by: kevin000
Lets take up a collection and bid. There's nothing in there that says it has to be a human, only Female...

haha my dog is a female virgin

aint that a bitch?

 

[Night201]

$10 shipping, huh? I think I'll have to pass.

Oh wait, I'm a guy...

 

[The Stigenator]

Im 23 and a virgin.. so what's the big deal?

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: The_good_guy
Im 23 and a virgin.. so what's the big deal?

I think it's because he's selling it on ebay... but that's just a wild guess.

 

[placebo139]

Originally posted by: The_good_guy
Im 23 and a virgin.. so what's the big deal?

i'm so sorry....

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: The_good_guy
Im 23 and a virgin.. so what's the big deal?

Thats a good thing. You can never get it back plus most people say they always wish they could turn the clock back.

I will always be one! Even when i am 60, 80, 100, and beyond if i live that long.

At least we and lots of others have defyed what a lot of other people can't!

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: The_good_guy
Im 23 and a virgin.. so what's the big deal?

Thats a good thing. You can never get it back plus most people say they always wish they could turn the clock back.

I will always be one! Even when i am 60, 80, 100, and beyond if i live that long.

hell, I am 19 and never even seriously kissed a girl, so I think you have been farther than me

 

[WyteWatt]

DeathByAnts i meant i am not. I never ever kissed anyone. Never had a girlfriend (or boyfriend for the people trying to think that so don't even try it), never been on a date, never had any relationship like that, never been to a party, always said no to anyone who asked or even tried to get me. I am 19 but soon 20.

 

[WyteWatt]

Sorry double post.

 

[datalink7]

Hmm... says "desease free"... does that mean they can be "diseased"?

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: DeathByAnts

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: The_good_guy
Im 23 and a virgin.. so what's the big deal?

Thats a good thing. You can never get it back plus most people say they always wish they could turn the clock back.

I will always be one! Even when i am 60, 80, 100, and beyond if i live that long.

hell, I am 19 and never even seriously kissed a girl

things not to admit on a message board.