LOL! Has anyone been watching Conan's Walker Texas Ranger clips??

NFS4

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LMFAO!! Conan has been doggin' on Texas Ranger for the past two weeks (ever since the NBC-Universal merger). He picks the most corny clips EVAR!! :D
 

DanJ

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LoL yea its terrible.

My favorite, some bad guy: "Hey, you just can't come in here like this! You need a warrant!"

"You mean this?" (hands bad guy warrant).

Its terrible. I don't know how anyone could possibly watch the show.
 

RagingBITCH

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Now Chuck Norris is going to kick his ass ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman

haha, I can't wait for Conan to bust on Chuck Norris and then you see him bust through the curtain and throw Conan through a (fake) desk :)
 

Pex

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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Now Chuck Norris is going to kick his ass ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman

haha, I can't wait for Conan to bust on Chuck Norris and then you see him bust through the curtain and throw Conan through a (fake) desk :)




that would own.
 

imported_Strang

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Even worse than the clips would be the intro for the show, featuring the vocal stylings of one Chuck Norris.

'Cause the eyeees of the ranger arrre upon yooooooou.
*shudder*
 

JackHomer

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I absolutley love those clips he shows, and yes someone defenetly needs to upload them. They had one on last night that was hilarious, some guy asked Walker if he would like some water and then norris just kicked him in the face and stole the bottle of water and drank it. Of course it was followed up with a corny one-liner: "Don't mind if I do!!"
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: JackHomer
I absolutley love those clips he shows, and yes someone defenetly needs to upload them. They had one on last night that was hilarious, some guy asked Walker if he would like some water and then norris just kicked him in the face and stole the bottle of water and drank it. Of course it was followed up with a corny one-liner: "Don't mind if I do!!"

LOL, that was the greatest!!!! I litterally fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.:p:laugh:
 

jyates

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It's a proven fact that you lose IQ points by watching more than
2 minutes of Walker Texas Ranger :)

Tell Chuckie N to come down and see me.....I'll show him a few things
about A** kicking he hasn't seen yet.....hehehe....
 

AndrewNF

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I watched Walker: Texas Ranger from time to time, and don't remember it being this bad! I guess little clips show how corny it really is.

Monday night's clips were great too, the helicopter explosion that looked like it cost $5 to do:eek:ne frame, helicoptor. Next frame, explosion. WTF?!
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: jyates
It's a proven fact that you lose IQ points by watching more than
2 minutes of Walker Texas Ranger :)

Tell Chuckie N to come down and see me.....I'll show him a few things
about A** licking he hasn't seen yet.....hehehe....


Corrected for accuracy:shocked:
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: jyates
It's a proven fact that you lose IQ points by watching more than
2 minutes of Walker Texas Ranger :)

Tell Chuckie N to come down and see me.....I'll show him a few things
about A** licking he hasn't seen yet.....hehehe....


Corrected for accuracy:shocked:

Uh, can you say that on TV?
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: jyates
It's a proven fact that you lose IQ points by watching more than
2 minutes of Walker Texas Ranger :)

Tell Chuckie N to come down and see me.....I'll show him a few things
about A** licking he hasn't seen yet.....hehehe....


Corrected for accuracy:shocked:

Uh, can you say that on TV?

Maybe:p
 

NFS4

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Did you guys see the one last week where he punched the blonde in the car? Or when he punched the dude caught in the bear trap? :D
 

gistech1978

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Did you guys see the one last week where he punched the blonde in the car? Or when he punched the dude caught in the bear trap? :D

if youve got a stepdad ridin' your ass just snatch his up in a bear trap.
 

SaltBoy

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My wife still watches this show in syndication (on TNT?). I just shake my head...
 

yllus

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Please, PLEASE, do vidcaps of this stuff guys! I'm not on a schedule where I can watch TV that late anymore. :)